I want this to be real.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
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It would almost make Trump's political career worth it.
Oh hey Maga was right
Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files.
I don’t think anybody who pays attention is surprised about that.
I like to think I'm moderately informed, but never in a million years did I think Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob would be in the Epstein files.
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EDIT: to the downvoter, I completely understand.
Don't ignore the sound 😷
Bro I didn't ask for this
you clicked on it, that means you accepted the terms and conditions
People voted for this. 🤦
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Honestly how bad must Hillary’s head game be if you’re not sated by Lewinsky and you find yourself going to Trump instead
Or how good is Trump's deepthroat game?
What's the reference? (preparing myself for some "normal" 2025 shit)
Trump mayyyy have sucked Clinton off on Epstein's island, according to the new email release...
Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?
Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!
I choked on air cackling at this thought
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This is exactly why I'm wondering if "Bubba" could be referring to someone else. Maybe not a celebrity.
Heck, could be a giant novelty dildo. Or a dog.
Or Ghislaine Maxwell's horse
People arguing about the "pee tapes" while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier
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Importance: High
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Epstein email asking if Putin had pics of Trump blowing "Bubba", which was one of Bill Clinton's nicknames
Not just "photos", it's "the photos" emphasis on the which sounds uff much more real.
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Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
I did not have sexual relations with that man, Donald Trump - Bill Clinton 2025
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I find that to be highly unlikely. Even assuming Bill is bisexual, why on earth would you want that man (Trump) to give you a blowjob. Reminds me more of the first episode of Black Mirror rather than a sexual favor.
Honestly just sounds like the kind of shit rich old frat boys do when they are blackout drunk on a pedophile’s island
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Does it matter of it's true or not?
It's been years that MAGA is showing us that truth does not matter,
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Please expose these pics Putin, wtf are you waiting for?
As Bezos demonstrated, if the pics are exposed, you have no power over the people in the pics.
Same reason why, if someone blackmails you with a pic or vid, just let them release it. They likely won't. But who cares. If my friends and family see a webcam vid of me furiously masturbating, that's probably more damaging to them, than me. I'd just own it.
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what Clinton is going to do? come out and say "I did not have sexual relationships with that man, Mr Trump"
“Do you, the people, really believe that Donald Trump would have sexual relations with an adult?”
So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!
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