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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Friend told me there is a switch on the back of the jukebox that clears the queued play list. Thanks for your money, not interested in hearing your song.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Now that wouldn't be fair. If someone did that, I'd expect to get my money back.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That and I think the bar owners can just use admin permissions in the app to skip songs as well

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Shows how long its been since I've been to a bar.

Never even considered there'd be an app. Ill just be over here, aging poorly.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 3 days ago

The last time I went to a bar with a jukebox many years ago a friend put in enough to play music for the two hours we planned to be there and the bartender kept overriding it with their crap. The friend didn't even pick troll songs or anything.

We only stayed 30 mins.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Echoes by pink Floyd is the longest song that is usually allowed on touch tunes, and it's a decent jam, it does.get real weird in the middle, and you can usually clear a bar out with it. Or so I hear...

https://youtu.be/OcDiOUQBFd4?t=11m0s

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've read this here, last time this subject came on: Can You make a grown man cry tears of joy with Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual". Yes, but only if it follows 7 "What's New Pussycats".

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 3 days ago

It's not unusual

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Absolutely, but it also reminds me of this one, which in turn puts me in mind of this one. It all leads back to the Simpsons in the end.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

I love that when you go look up the actual song, the top comment is “Wait a a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll”

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm not sure I would even be able to tell that ‘In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida’ was played two or three times in a row. After that, I'd get suspicious.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 days ago

Empire of the clouds by Iron Maiden is a bit longer.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 3 days ago

No no, that's the wrong song - play Freebird 13 times in a row.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I set an hour of Rick Rolls to play while I ate in my college cafeteria once. 😂