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[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 10 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

This is an old screenshot. The Quesarito, God rest its soul, has been gone for a while. And the scroll at the bottom is talking about George Floyd.

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 points 34 minutes ago

What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s

[–] aarRJaay@lemmy.world 23 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Isn't "the 7-layer burrito" that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Either Clinton or Maxwell's horse.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

That was the embutido locos, a menu item they no longer carry

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

All potato items?

Because potatos are too pricey?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Now that is hard hitting journalism!

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I cannot BELIEVE taco bell ever even had a tostada and now im missing it entirely

[–] ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 minutes ago

They brought it back a few months ago. It’s fantastic

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 hours ago

"Guys what do our viewers like, we have to distract from the Clinton blowjob. And all the brown people being kidnapped." "....Mexican food?"

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 70 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Holy shit. That almost makes me forget that Donald Trump sucked off Bill Clinton.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Wait.......WHAT?!

I don't want to fact check this. Is this true? Is this what all the memes were about yesterday?!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 20 points 2 hours ago (12 children)

There is a line in an email that refers to "trump blowing bubba".

It's not clear who "bubba" is, but it's one of Clinton's nicknames.

More importantly though, it's not clear that the line is intended to be taken seriously. Obviously a lot of people want it to be true though.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 11 minutes ago

The line is about Putin having pictures of Donnie blowing Bubba which implies Russian blackmail.

Yes, Donnie is Trump and Bubba is Clinton and it is possible that is is just dark humor but if so their delivery sucks.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 2 hours ago

I mean, you're at a party and you get drunk and high and pull dumb stunts with your friends, someone snaps a photo of it. I doubt he actually sucked someone off, but there's definitely a photo of him looking like he did, for comedic effect.

Because, he's a pedophile, he don't do old men and horses, only young children pissing in his mouth.

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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 27 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It was either Clinton or Maxwell's horse.

Lots of people are saying it.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 14 minutes ago

Everyone except the deplorables.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 27 minutes ago)

Thats a slim and trim article there. You'd have to think they'd at least put the email info in from the dump.

Edit: I a whole word

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 27 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he's in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 0 points 1 hour ago

New fetish unlocked

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 101 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

And their source is a "Verified Taco Bell employee" on Reddit??

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

Anyone remember when Wikipedia was the default byword for Unreliable Internet Source? The internet used to be good.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 35 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, can you realistically get a source that is any more legit than that?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 2 hours ago

Principle Skinner: "Myes!"

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 hours ago

I'd trust a Lemmy source more than a reddit source.

But that's just me.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 21 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

My brain read FOX NEWS BREAKING APART! and I got excited for a moment.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Those fucking snakes bear a LOT of the responsibility for tearing down the fabric of American democracy, and they should all be hanged, drawn and quartered, shot, and having their mass grave turned into a public urinal that pays you for pissing on their demonic remains.

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

WTF? No, I never want to live in a country where that is done to anyone for any reason.
Dismantle the business, throw the execs in prison for life and seize their funds.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 9 minutes ago (1 children)

If they are in prison the next fascist can just pardon them like Trump has done for all of the Jan 6th rioters plus everyone else he has pardoned.

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 6 minutes ago

The solution to that is reform of the government, so that a fascist takeover is harder to do, and the head of state doesn't have the power to undermine the Judiciary, not killing and mutilating people.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 27 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm surprised Taco Bell hasn't been deported yet.

[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kubica@fedia.io 16 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Technically, but does it matter to them? Nationality hasn't stopped from trying to deport people.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Remember when they deported a US citizen? Good times /s

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 6 points 2 hours ago

Happened more than once

Didn't they just "deport" a purple hearted veteran to Mexico?

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Do they make money for the 1% somehow? Yes? Then they're obviously fine, moral, upstanding American citizens, like all corporations are.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It seems even worse that the scroll is about George Floyd, and the main story is Taco Bell menu items.

In a statement to Fox News, a spokesperson for Taco Bell simply said, “We are in the process of evolving our menu to simplify operations and make our team member and customer experiences easier. We’ll have more to share with you soon.”

Hard hitting journalism right there.

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 28 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

😭 NOT THE 7-LAYER BURRITO!!!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago

I've heard of a taco... Made entirely out of burritos.

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