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For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).
Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.
Rules:
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For those curious, this is Deal Castle, on the east coast of Kent in south-east England. Is one of a string of forts ordered by Henry VIII.
This crash happened in September 2018, and another car did the same two months later. I can't find a non-spammy article to link to, though.
I don't want to ride this during the parking process