They’re gonna give Russia Alaska
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They’re gonna give Russia Alaska
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idaho is the forefront of white supremecist movement, nobody would notice if it was suddenly gone.
i don't think anyone has really confirmed it even exists. people just take it for granted, but have you seen Idaho firsthand?
all i see is a field of potatoes.
I mean, I have.
classic government plant "hey fellow citizens, Idaho is totes real amirite?" i wasn't born yesterday
I'm sorry to hear you had to go through that 😔
So am I. Though the snake river is beautiful.
Oregon trail ptsd
people don't understand that the DOD has had decades to create op plans for damned near every potential situation. so fuck yeah idaho, but also, florida or oklahoma rebelling, vermont being taken over by genetically modified bears, or even people in Nevada waking up and suddenly realizing they live in a godforsaken hell hole. There's a plan for them all.
They literally were at some point hiring non fiction writers to come up with scenarios. The DOD has 'legitimate' 'playbooks' for alien invasions, wakanda's and even super people. There is surely mostly grounded in reality scenarios but the out there ones are the most fun to consider is being taken seriously. I like the genetically engineered bears one haha
or oklahoma rebelling
The issue is that they stop sucking and cause Texas to fall into the Gulf of Mexico.
or the gulf of mexico encroaches on texas.
That's basically how the Laguna Madre and the barrier islands came to be.
soon florida, lousiana will also be one with the gulf.
I'd miss the food...
Do they also have a plan in case a portal opens in Ohio and fantasy invaders come from within and start killing civilians and pillaging before we counterattack and spread freedom and democracy across the magical empire?
a little to west, in cheyenne mountains.
sounds like a chapter from Dungeon Crawler Carl. And no, we're not prepared for that at all, like Clarke said, the technological disparity is so great, it may as well be magic.
It's just fireballs and shit, elves, Orcs, backwards humans and some big ass dragons perhaps. Nothing we can't annihilate from afar.
What if North and South Dakota finally resolve their differences and unite into a single Megadakota? Do they have a flag for that?
They'd just finally give DC representation to correct the balance.
Way simpler than having to replace a lot of flags
Don't be rediculous. How could the Dakotas possibly put aside their differences and merge into one big Dakota? Because some kid wished for it on a couple fairies or something?
Grandakota
The less temperate Grand Canaria
or west virginia and virginia combines to form "virginia combine
Mega? Put together they're barely a Phoenix Arizona. Each one alone is the size of San Francisco
You've heard of the Greater Idaho Movement, get ready gor the Lesser Idaho Movement

Idaho is like that one planet from Star Trek that is out of phase with the rest of the universe and is only physically there for a few hundred years before it shifts back out. We are close to a phase shift.
Source: My mom was from Idaho.
the planet in tng, basically advanced cloaked from the rest of the galaxy or the delta quadrant planet that is out of sync of time with the rest of the galaxy.
We are close to a phase shift.
thank goodness, I'm tired of all their sick people clogging up the hospitals in WA and OR.
Appearently idaho is one of the most conservative states in America and is one of the largest potato producing regions in the world.
I was just looking for reasons for it to disappear. Trump likes potatoes?
Also has a massive nuclear research center.... Hmm.
Not just conservative, but far-right white supremacists.
po-ta-to
Prison potatos.
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2013/sep/10/inmates-harvest-record-yield-prison-farm-food-bank/
Idaho has a crazy amount of farm prisons.
Does he have something against 1959 when the US had a 49 star flag before Hawaii became a state?
The Idaho Initiative is merely a smokescreen, hiding their intentions for Ohio.
What they don't know is that Ohio has its own plans.
Really? You expect me to believe Ohio plans anything?? 🤣
Yeah, i plan on getting some Skyline chili on my way home from the Buckeye game this Saturday

I say we nuke the place from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
Just make DC state. Voila! Same flag.
Wait a minute... idaho backwards is ohadi...
Wait a minute...
ohadi
ohad
oha
oh
o
or
ore
oreg
orego
oregon