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[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We can make it worse: the economic model we use is based on the idea that we have infinite resources for constant growth.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 13 points 1 day ago
[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago

Psht. Clearly Capitalism is the only thing that works. Therefore, we should not entertain the idea that there could be something better. Because anything other than Capitalism, brought to you by T-Mobile, is the work of far left fascists. It makes total sense, now get back to your second job.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh and also the earth is boiling, all housing is being bought up, and AI systems that no one asked for are taking jobs and consuming so many resources that your expenses go up even if you never touch AI.

Why are you so anxious!? Snowflake generation!!

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If Elon Musk and Bill Gates represents what's "best" of the human race we deserve to be nuked into extinction from outer space.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now, to be fair, you named two people between whom there is a loooooot of room on the scale of evilness.

[–] masquenox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

True... Bill Gates' evil is on a scale not even Elon can match - but, unlike Elon, Bill pays his image-launderers properly.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

source? I mean - Gates is by far no angel, but I have not seen him perform a Hitler salute nor have I heard white supremacy bullshit from him...

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's the only way to be sure

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We must imagine Sisyphus happy🙂

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

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Okay now what Camus I'm still sad.

[–] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We must imagine Sisyphus happy not because his task is fun, but because in his conscious, continuous rebellion against his fate, he is more free and more alive than the gods who condemned him.

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 1 points 15 hours ago

Yeah it's easy to try and tell myself that, in practice...eh.

sisyphus is not happy because he is removed from their natural habitat.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Our parents got horny, we were born, and now we have to pay taxes what a scam!