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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Odd_Accountant2669 on 2025-11-18 06:34:27+00:00.
I took a nap at 7 because I was feeling dead. I wake up from what feels like a full medical coma, see 9:00 glowing on my Alexa, and my brain immediately slams the panic button: “Oh shit, you have Econ at 9:30.” (For context, it’s a 20-minute drive to campus.)
No thoughts, no hesitation, just an android executing MorningRoutine.exe at maximum speed.
I got dressed, took my ADHD meds, did my hair, grabbed my stuff, and literally started driving to school like it was a totally normal Tuesday morning. I felt foggy and just… off, but assumed it was because I’d apparently slept for 14 hours. That should’ve been a massive red flag since I’m a 6–7 hours-a-night guy, but every once in a while I “catch up,” so my brain didn’t fight me on it.
Halfway there I’m bumping Kendrick, trying to wake up while waiting for my meds to kick in, but something’s weird… there’s no traffic. At all. This is supposed to be the end of rush hour. My brain slowly boots up, something’s not computing.
I finally check the car clock and it says 9:15… PM. I just sat there like an idiot, staring at it, fully unable to comprehend the sheer scale of my delusion. It felt surreal, like I’d glitched into a parallel universe where time means nothing and routines run themselves.
And since I live alone, there was nobody to stop me. I didn’t question the darkness nor the abundance of cars in the lot of my apartment complex. None of that was important, I had supply and demand to learn about!
So yeah, I got completely ready for school and am now wired on stimulants for a class that doesn’t exist for another 12 hours. I can sometimes sleep on my meds, but definitely not after a two-hour nap and a full morning sequence executed at the wrong end of the day.
Please shame me and laugh at me so I finally learn to double-check the damn clock instead of trusting my half-conscious caveman brain.
TL;DR: Thought it was morning… it’s night, but I took adhd meds and have class in 12 hours.