A new Home maker class featuring falafel and hummus as side dishes is now mandatory to graduate High school.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2025
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Fuck, I would have enjoyed that course.
Homemade falafel and hummus is so much better than store bought and so easy. I just gotta perfect a pita recipe.
these people are probably going to confuse hummus with humus.
That reminds me of the old joke:
Customer: This coffee tastes like mud!
Waiter: I'm sorry sir, it was ground this morning.
I love falafel and hummus. I only found out a couple years ago but I've spent many a meal making up for lost time ♥️
Home made babaganoush is also amazing.
Slice a large eggplant in half, place face down in a glass baking pan. Add a few tablespoons oil, shake salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder lightly on top. Cover with lid and bake at 375° for an hour. Till skin is shriveled and darker. You can also uncover near the end and roast it more if you like.
Let it cool. Take each half and scrape the loose insides into a food processor, it should just all slide off the skin. Add a few cloves of garlic, some lemon juice (maybe 3 tableapoons or adjust to your tastes), then toast a layer of sesame seeds in a smaller pan 6 or 9 inch sized with a bit of oil. Stir them often because they will burn if the heat gets to them too long. Add to the food processor and blend till garlic and seeds are chopped fine. Salt and pepper to taste.
Whew, that sounds delicious!!! Def gotta try making some 😋
I'm not a fan of hummus, but I'd be down for that class anyways. Teach kids some delicious food, particularly foreign in origin, to show them the rest of the world has nice things too!
Until they pull a Britain and invade countries for their food...
And still somehow miraculously forget they can actually use the spices they invaded for in the first place...
Gods forbid we teach kids useful life skills...
You mean Tent Makers? /s Not on my watch
"Children will be thaught how to make shawarma at home."
According to a study, almost III out of V of those polled opposed this.
I support this wholeheartedly.
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A photo of Zohran Mamdani standing in front of an American flag. It is captioned:
Mamdani has announced his first policy: children in New York public schools will now be required to learn Arabic numerals
Aryabhata and Brahmagupta approve.