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[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

I have never been so fairly and accurately insulted! Shame on you!

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 19 hours ago

if you need to… 😉

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pwech. I don't play D&D!

I play Pathfinder...

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It just occurred to me that Pathfinder is to D&D what Linux is to Windows. More technically complex, less moral baggage, less mainstream and its fans won't shut up about it.

[–] UNY0N@lemmy.wtf 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a fitting anology! I'm going to start saying "I play Pathfinder BTW" at the end of every TTRPG comment now, I love it hahahahaha.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Would you believe me if I said I didn't check your comment history before posting that? I just assumed that a programmer who plays Pathfinder also uses Linux.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In our defense it's a pain to get people to try it.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Just like Linux.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and pathfinder is way more open (AoN), just like linux

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago

And Wizards of the Coast (since bought by Hasbro) are like Microsoft, trying to control the platform as closely as possible, trying to define how people use their platform

[–] phase@lemmy.8th.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Never touched Dungeon and Dragons' stuff. And I am a dev.

I don't want to point again the impression that some DnD players seem to think that DnD is the only way to play ttrpg... but well.. it's tempting, doesn't it?

[–] Lemming421@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It’s easier to tell someone you play D&D than it is to say you play Pathfinder, get the “… what?” question and then say “it’s for people who think D&D doesn’t have enough rules”

[–] phase@lemmy.8th.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Yes and let's not disturb them. They may discover something interesting? And perhaps avoid to disgust people from our hobby by explaining that math is a must and classes too? I'm not even sure if I am trolling on purpose or because of the topic.

[–] CptBread@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well depends on the programming language they use. D&D uses classes and that's a big no no for some.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago

To be fair, it wasn't a programmer that got me into D&D... he worked for the QA department.

Not everybody at my company that knows how to program also plays dnd. Just everybody who is good at it.

[–] 5too@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

What? No, I haven't played since a few sessions decades ago!

GURPS, on the other hand... Along with Ironsworn, maybe a little Savage Worlds...

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Gods! I used to love playing GURPS Autoduel!

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Stop, stop, you've already proven their point

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Aielman15@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

We prefer the term "species" nowadays.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess I'm not a real nerd after all

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

Well, it said "geeks" not "nerds" so you're fine.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd want to try out D&&D but I can't seem to find any group nearby

[–] eerongal@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 day ago

there's actually great resources for getting started online. There's a site called start playing games dedicated to matching new people to a DM. Note that services like that cost money. There's also the virtual tabletop roll20 which has a group finder for you to find a game. It will have a mix of free and paid games. Alternatively, you can crowdsource that such as on r/lfg on reddit (unfortunately the LFGs here on lemmy don't seem to be active enough to find games), or through various discord servers, including the official D&D discord. Another that has reasonably active LFG type sections to try is the Fantasy grounds (another VTT) discord.

For in person play, you can also look in to local gaming stores that might run adventurer's league, which is the sort of 'official' play wizards of the coast sanctions at local stores and at conventions.

[–] stenAanden@feddit.dk 5 points 1 day ago

How about if you like nerdy media but isn't naturally attracted to high paying tech fields 😭

[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 4 points 1 day ago

Ah, I guess this is why I prefer other ttrpgs.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Dungeons and Dragons OR D&D? What does D&D stand for if not Dungeons and Dragons?

[–] Thorry@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

The or in this context refers to also known as. Like when you say what the fuck or WTF for short.

[–] scops@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago

I think the text is cut from a longer form document. The author may have been declaring the abbreviation for use in the rest of the text.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some acronyms have many definitions, like CBT.

[–] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Clifford's Brick Transport.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Did not know that I was from the Caucasian race AND te Geek race!

[–] Phantaminum@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago