this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2025
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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 20 minutes ago

Smh chug the beer so you can see the road. Safety first!

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Squats are life.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

not sure what the squats has to do with it.

also, the tunnel lights make it look like there's fire coming from the bottle.

Also, this shit will make you feel good all the time, until you stop/run out of money/time/health to keep doing them.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 46 minutes ago

I thought the feeling good was sarcasm.

[–] watson@lemmy.world 40 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

I like how the math pipe and the cup of espresso are in the same picture

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 26 minutes ago (1 children)

I used to love getting high on math and multiplying all night, but more and more, it just didn't add up for me. It clearly wasn't amounting to a net positive. Anyway, I don't mean to be divisive, I know a lot of you are mathheads.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 18 minutes ago

I try to quit. Math is the square root of all evil for me.

[–] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Coffee God and Cigarettes are all that I need

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

Your Bible? Your American flag? Your gun?

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 57 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

math pipe

I love smoking equations.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that service for college students called "My Math Lab"

Surely it's been renamed or retired by now though.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

Gods I hated that program...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 hours ago

It was a graveyard graph

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 6 hours ago

Nah, look where they "touch". It's just a close crop of two white-background photos

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Smoke crack, gamble, do heavy squats. Feel amazing.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

Literally shaking right now waiting to do all that. That's called dedication.