MintyFresh

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They're even cooler when you find them in the forest. You don't realize what's happening at first, the ground is uneven, the forest obscures it. But then you realize you're in a perfect circle of magical fungus. Goosebumps

My great grandmother once gave an Irish carny a handie in exchange for a bag of peanuts and a look at an elephants bum ,(she was weird like that!). So ya... I'm basically Irish!

Poopin on company time!

If you do it habitually, it won't cost you thought or effort. You'll just do it by muscle memory. The bar for obtaining and keeping a drivers license is too damn low.

Oh man! The pieces of myself I gave working for companies that gave zero shits about me! I worked way too hard for way too little. I was nothing to them.

Kids if you're reading this unionize your workplace. Through a union is the only way I've gotten a decent wage, benefits package, and shield from the whims of management. They're nothing without us, they produce no value.

In fairness before the Internet we could pretend people were decent and thoughtful. Facebook well and truly ended that.

Better call Saul. Such a great character study. Fun high jinx. Every major character has an arch. Deals with corruption, justice and revenge. The choices they make, where it leads them, and how they reckon with it. It was the show breaking bad tried to be.

Shut up baby I know it!

Well I don't know how to fix long term depression, but meth definitely isn't it! And your brain is not immune to drugs, it just may take sometime for it to realize how much it likes it. You are absolutely as suseptiable as any other homosapien to drugs.

The best advice I can give is diet and exercise. Probably won't fix all your problems but it'll give you the best grounding.

I'm a city bus driver, and I found a bag of meth. Gotta say I was tempted. Take a week off work and have a little meth-cation. But it's such a gnarly drug, not worth it. Shit just highjacks your brain. I hate to say Nancy Regan was right about anything, but just say no to that shit.

But I did get to walk into the supervisors office and shake a bag of meth and loudly ask if he was a "cool" supervisor, and if he wanted to party. Not everyday you can flaunt a bag of hard drugs in the work place. Was a fun day.