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I still think that this is the most entertaining theory. Tommy Wiseau does, too.

Apparently, you do know where I went to college, lol

Well, as an American, I definitely know what that is, lol

Also, £12 is about $15.71.

It used to be about 2:1 in the exchange rate, but both of our currencies have been slipping lately

Umm… I hope so?

Why is it any kind of shocked to anyone that the Republican propaganda machine is silent just because they’re so confused and there is so much in fighting, they can’t figure out what to say?

Fuck em

I’m from March 1979

Good news for everyone, particularly any city that wants to try this

I know you guys invented the language, but I don’t understand half the words you just said, lol

But it sounds yummy, so I’ll take your word for it

Yeah, honey, we know…

One of my favorite episodes

That is a “garbage plate“.

When I went to college, there was a local restaurant that made garbage plates, they became pretty famous for it. There’s nothing better to soak up all the booze after a night of clubbing than a garbage plate.