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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Today is fucking rough. Personal reasons but yeah.

Defs down in the dumps.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sending lots of gentle love and hugs! Let me know if you'd prefer a silly joke or a cat photo or both!

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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Hello start of summer - heater is on โ„๏ธ

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

I am resisting the urge.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

omg, Ted loves watching the new Frankenstein movie ๐Ÿ˜ป๐ŸงŸ I'll get a pic

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

yes, he is floofy,

and it's late spring and I'm chasing him everywhere trying to brush his knots out, you would think I was killing him the way he carries on

I may have to get him sedated again to do the defluffing/deknotting

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Submit to the brush Ted! Otherwise youโ€™ll need a lion shave and youโ€™ll have a mullet again

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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

itโ€™s late spring

*allegedly

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Floof alert!

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is December. The tree is going up

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

So the cattery messaged me and said I'll find out if I got the job by the end of the day Wednesday, because another applicant had to delay their trial shift.

Now me arriving 10 minutes early to mine looks real good methinks ๐Ÿ™

Edit: I want be Ron Swanson, but really I'm the Eurotrash he hates ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Sometimes I get so bored at work that I do actual work.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

I feel lucky that getting bored at work means I can get on those backburner projects you always wanted to get around to but never could

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I get most, if not all, of my work done by 11 am each day. Afternoon is dedicated to catching up on tv shows etc.

Anything comes up work related, it gets done straight away.

It's a good way to avoid boredom :)

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

I love this

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[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Shame on you!

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Husband. I might use the big vacuum cleaner in my office.

Me. It's good to use the big one sometimes as the robot doesn't get the edges well.

Husband. The robot doesn't clean in here.

Me. Do you bring it in, do you switch it on

Husband. No.

Me. Then how can it can clean.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Pakidge!

I decided I wasn't happy with how well the food processor kneads bread dough and decided to get a bread maker. It also gives me another option for making yoghurt which is a good thing, I usually make it in the rice cooker and some times I want to make both rice and yoghurt and things get awkward.

Myers had the model I got on special, so I price matched it with Appliances Online and bought it through them. It's funny to think when I was growing up Myers was considered a top store with great service and now I'd prefer not to buy from them if I can avoid it and don't really trust their customer service to be up to scratch. How the world has changed.

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Welcome back YarraByte, hope you're feeling ok.

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Plot twist: YarraByte is not a bot and Briongloid is posting the threads himself each night

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago

Is he aware he's not a bot, or is it a Multiple Personality Disorder situation?

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

I hope not, if it is maybe we can take turns.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

This hot dry weather coming is just the thing I need so I can clean the wool rugs and hang them out.

Am missing the beach but too tired and it's a bit wild out there still

Tried to get some rainbow photos. Didn't capture all the colours, but turned out interestingly to me.

For a rainbow to happen, there needs to be a storm.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Iboughttheoilpaintsdonโ€™tlookatme

scuttles into a corner

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Nice thread YarraByte, spin me a yarn

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Spin us a yarn you're Yarrabyte, spin us a yarn tonight

For we're all in the mood for a storyline and you've got us feeling alright

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Be careful, he might balls it up ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿ‘†โคด๏ธ

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's coming down hard out there and there's sunshine.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Peak rainbow weather. Look to the east, there may be pretty colours there.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The last coat of paint has gone on the lawnmower. I failed to keep the paint off my hands this time, so I'm now sprorting yellow spots. We should have a couple of mostly dry days coming up so I'll be able to get out and cut the grass and see how much difference to new sharp blades make.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Always wanted to sharpen my mower blades.

Also you'd mow more quickly had you painted it red.

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Ditching the polyfil doona for 100% natural is the best sleep thing I've done in forever! It's not totally hormonal bullshit, it's not cooking yourself in a plastic bag every night

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My girlfriend tried to use her laptop to look at some Black Friday stuff last night and she's just getting sick of how slow it is. It 'upgraded' itself to W11 a while ago and that's part of her problem. The other one is probably that it's only running on 8gb RAM.

I think she wants to run a debloater finally but I may get her to covert over to Linux completely. If I did she would actually be more all in on Linux than me, I still have Windows on one of the drives of my main computer.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Operation UnKAOS is going really well.

I have learnt to not let mission creep eat up my time.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

So what is everyone doing on this very rainy day? ๐ŸŒง๏ธโ˜”๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Have to take Miniest to an appointment and decided last week to take the day off for it. Also going to take the opportunity to make some boring but important phone calls that I can't do on work time.

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A few more yellow poppies are out and the vermilion nasturtiums are rioting. They donโ€™t seem to need any help so Iโ€™ll leave them be. Boring.

I want to buy some water soluble oils but donโ€™t know how to dispose safely of the wash water, donโ€™t know what to do if cleaning or thinning does require linseed oil, and honestly I donโ€™t think I can shift myself to actually use them.

Depressed as fuck and art blocked to the point I donโ€™t even want to practice ๐Ÿ˜” Canโ€™t even pick up a pencil and practice.

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Put the manky paints stuff on some kitty litter then bag and bin it?

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

take some photos of your flowers

pick some flowers and put them in a vase

You have created something beautiful. That is art. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

and for practice, get some colouring books , it's easy, relaxing and kinda practice

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sorting through jewellery I have bought, repaired and jewellery findings for bad parts that might be made with toxic metals.

a lot of things I buy are not cheap and they are just fake , they even fake safety certs

throwing out some new things, ๐Ÿ˜ remaking some and substituting with safe old parts

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Nothing like some sneaky 15c hail 1st day of summer.

edit now it's sunny weee

edit 2 nope more hail lol

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

How is it December already?

Not sure if the tree is going up in this house because I have a dog that pees on almost any corner he is capable of lifting his leg on

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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