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Try a deodorant that aims to control the population of bacteria on your armpits. Bacteria are what actually produce the chemicals that smell bad. Since switching to a scentless bacteria controlling deodorant, I still sweat but my stink is gone. Same for my partner. And it's much healthier for you in my opinion.
Here is one such product (the one that I use):
She looks like she just realized that fart had substance.
PrincessPeachesThickFart isn’t a bad username idea
PrincessPeachsSurpriseDookie.
Yeah but your username wins TBF. I hope so hard it's a SMCF alt.
PrincessToadSurpriseStool
Well, at a critical threshold a fart becomes shit.
Gas not particulate
First off, you should shower regularly. Second, cologne, while ineffective at masking BO per se, does not make it 10x worse. Perhaps the creator of this post is around people with bad cologne + BO.
