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[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why, I'd have calories for a lifetime! I would never need eat again.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago

Definitely last you the rest of your life.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yea, but it's not bio-available so it's like eating nothing at all.

[–] FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Stupid, sexy uranium.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 27 points 2 weeks ago

This number goes for any substance

There are 20 billion calories in a gram of diet coke too

This is the solution to E=mc^2

If we are talking dietary calories uranium is close to 0

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yo’ mama so fat she thinks uranium is just a light snack.

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

In her defense, it does glow

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's why I prefer drinking crude oil

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago