My wife gave me a couple packs of boner pills and ones to make my dick bigger.
Not sure whatβs sheβs trying to tell me.
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Did they work?
I have a friend that is also interested in this answer, please op
Any updates? Asking for my brother
You won't get no reply guy is stuck between the chair and the table
Okie but what if we showered together :3
can we?
Ofc :)
:)
You could even hold hands in the shower π
Lewd
My partner and I showered today. I think itβs been a week. They smelled good before and after but different good.
Take that shit away from her right now
NOFX - "Showerdays"
In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy
My girlfriend tells me that
It's time to take a bath
I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"
Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
That's not the way I do it
Do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't want to do it
Do it do it
It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them
Do it!
Just do it!
Don't let your shower dreams be dreams,
This morning you said it's only Tuesday,
So just do it!
Some people wake up, just feeling lousy,
while you're gonna shower hard at it.
Nothing is impossible!
You should get to the point
Where the water runs cold
Where anyone else would quit
And you're not going to stop there.
No, what are you waiting for?
Do it!
Just do it!
Yes you can shower,
Just do it!
If you're tired of starting over,
stop giving up,
shower forever
I'll never forget that she has snow white fur... It's black cause of the filth
And we wouldn't have it any other way.