Private equity firms are a plague.
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2025
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Okay... I have to ask... HOW does a port-a-potty company wind up 2.4 billion in debt???
You buy the port-a-potty, you rent it out. You deliver it, you pick it up, you clean it. I cannot imagine a rental industry with more predictable costs.
It's also the only equipment rental industry I can think of where the renter will do everything in their power to use the rented equipment as LITTLE as possible.
USS said that its high debt, which funded several expansions and acquisitions over the years, became unsustainable in recent years due to high inflation and a downturn in residential housing construction in the U.S.
Many of the company’s biggest customers are construction sites, and lower construction activity cut into the company’s revenues while interest payments, fuel and labor became increasingly expensive, according to the company’s court filings.
It still doesn't make sense to me... Surely you'd notice you're at overcapacity somewhere around 1 billion in excess shit houses.
Well it was owned by a private equity company, maybe they were running some kind of scheme to make it look like the company was worth more than it was on paper which had something to do with why it was so overleveraged.
Or they used the company to dump debt and erase it.
THAT I buy.
Private equity owners will be wiped out in bankruptcy
USS said that its high debt, which funded several expansions and acquisitions over the years, became unsustainable in recent years due to high inflation and a downturn in residential housing construction in the U.S.
Many of the company’s biggest customers are construction sites, and lower construction activity cut into the company’s revenues while interest payments, fuel and labor became increasingly expensive, according to the company’s court filings.
Ah... a story as old as Liberation Day...
wipe away
hehehehe
The proposed restructuring will flush away Platinum's current equity ownership in USS entirely.
Just have to rebrand as an A.I. company. It’s all shit, anyway.
Port-AI-Potty!
you jest, but imagine the captive audience for advertisments. Just lock the door until the add plays so they have to watch it.
Ugh the lines will become longer. So now ads on outside too.
"That's brilliant! you're hired!" - Ye Old Porta John's middle manager. "now. what should we call this advertisement stream...?"
(edit: Fuck. they're going to run with this, aren't they?)
PE firms strike again
Well ain't that some shit.
well. That's shitty.
Economy has gone to shit.
Really slid into the Trumper
I bet investors are pissed off
They are in the shitter all right.