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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 60 points 1 week ago (6 children)

"Intelligent design"

Oh, I don't think so.

Is that phrase even used anymore, or did it run its course of insanity and die off?

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago

A super fun counter argument I heard once is that if it's intelligent design, surely it's not for humans. The universe is BIG with lots of empty space, lots of massive elements to it. Surely it was designed for something much bigger than humans.

[–] Eq0@literature.cafe 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I haven’t heard of since there was a clear explanation of how the eye evolved - since that one was a specific example they were referring to

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Considering the human eye is basically backwards, I always found it funny people would try to use it as an example of an intelligent creator

Like we seriously have all the working bits in the path of light, permanently blocking our vision in spots. We just hide it with some post-production brain magic, and I'm supposed to believe that's evidence of an intelligent creator?

[–] Kepion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 1 week ago

'We'll fix it in post' has been plaguing us longer than expected.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

While you're right, it's also funny to say that god was a software developer under deadline pressure

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

When the bible says "created in god's image" it was originally talking about octopus, it just got mixed up in transcription at some point.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Dawkins' book "Climbing Mount Improbable" is a great and easy read to introduce the idea of making something complex and seemingly designed for its purpose a much more probable thing to happen if broken into small changes over huge amounts of time. And it's like 30 years old, so probably outdated with more and better evidence now.

There is an old Youtube video by cdk007 (that's still up!) that tackles a related fallacy, where finding a watch on the beach implies a watchmaker because nothing complex can evolve. He created a simulation using watch parts and evolutionary rules to show complexity does arise with the right conditions and enough time.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Graveyard of rhetoric. Happens with all their bad faith bushit.

Yep. Buried right next to "family values" and "states rights".

[–] cravl@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 week ago

Eh, maybe God just has a sense of humor. After all, platypus.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But we made bananas (and most other fruits) the way they are!

Fucking good for nothing gods, always taking credit for things we humans did all by ourselves...

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I don't see that phrase anywhere?

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] IcyToes@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

While the bowl of petunias thought "Oh no, not again" and if we understood why that was, we'd know a lot more about the universe than we do now.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 week ago

A random joke that was paid off years and years later

I will never not upvote Hitchhiker's Guide quotes

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I listen to the radio version of hitchhiker's while I go to sleep often, if I managed to hit play in the middle of the whale's pondering I always back up a bit. It's one of my favourites of the entire series and not as good when played mid pondering.

Also the line about the bowl of petunias having relevance later is quite amusing to be sure. Though I assume not thought of when written.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IIRC the radio scripts were the very first version. Which means that the joke in the radio show was probably deliberate.

I know for a fact that in the books there's a throwaway gag that the petunias thought, "Oh no, not again," and the narrator mentions something about the fact that if anyone knew what that meant, the universe might make a whole lot more sense.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

That's pretty much the radio version as well the books were pretty close on those lines.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Be careful, I've become positively obsessed with them. Well, one in particular...

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

At least you save money on shoes

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's the loudest animal on the planet

Apart from Brian Blessed, of course.

[–] kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

As they are highly flammable it is good that they spend quite a bit of time in water.

[–] mondomon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why I'm always wary to swim in the ocean. I have a strict no schlorp policy.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ohh, so you are afraid to be "schlorped"? By the "sperm" whale?

[–] mondomon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, no big schlorp for me, thanks.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Big schlorp is probably the words I'll think about from now on whenever I see something about whales.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now this is an HFY prompt.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is it tho

Or is it a "humans are fucking cringe" prompt

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I was envisioning a story where sperm whales became the dominant species of the galaxy with sonic beams. Maybe more Deathworlders Fuck Yeah?