this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Older women can't be attractive gamer-gulag

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

more for me

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

why do you need this

why because super hero

why with fap still in 2023

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

why does his goatee go down to his collar bone?

[–] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

cowardice. it should go all the way down and then come up the back.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Hey can I get a zygote cleft?

"I got you fam"

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

g#mer brains are so cum-covered that a normal looking attractive person just isnt enough to get their dicks hard no more 😔 smdh truly the most oppressed people

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

if aunt may isn't a gilf then I won't be buying

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There isn't a good track record from people that put "geek" directly in their usernames. It's about as cursed as .eth suffixes.

[–] ultraviolet@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

hitler-detector but for gamers

[–] loaExMachina@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Except for the French YouTuber "Le Bolchegeek", he's pretty cool.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago
[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Bro just google like “rule 34 Mary Jane” there’s a lifetime of material I promise you

I honestly do dislike how they changed her model compared to the first game but what the fuck is wrong with these people why do you care so much why are you so weird about it

Also it’s still not nearly as bad as how they changed Peter’s face from the PS4 to PS5 version of the first game. The new model looks much younger, he’s supposed to be 25 but he looks weirdly similar to exactly how I looked at 19. Why does he have such a baby face now

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

gamer: a woman?!!! * unintelligible *

spider solitaire enjoyers: ha ha, yes.... that spider IS scary!

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Des@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

i always wondered if the gamer gulag guy was like masked or did somebody just gag him with duct tape?

[–] the_kid@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

what a freak

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sony is trying to drive video game porn animators out of business ooooooooooooooh

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

pish posh, they'll just "fix" the character models gamer-gulag

[–] NoisyOwl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Okay putrid moldy man.

[–] Saoirse@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They've been keeping this guy preserved in a lab since 2005.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

his favorite game is The Guy Game for PS2

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

His favorite highbrow novel is probably Ready Player One. kombucha-disgust

[–] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No. That is my only response to the tweet.

Skill issue

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I honestly thought it was satire...