doublepepperoni

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There's something about all these millennial and younger gamer chud culture warrior diphits smugly cosplaying as Christians that just fucking irks me

 

I'm surprised to hear this since from what I recall the publisher forced Creative Assembly to continue the series in some sort of mobile slop format instead which then predictably fizzled out

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

All the RE games since RE7 as well as Devil May Cry 5 have used real mocapped actors/models for all of their their characters, though the performance might be split between face model and motion capture actor

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I will take the expert's word on the subject. That hat tells me he knows what he's talking about

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Nah, this specific sort of nerd doesn't hold online military shooters in much regard, thinking they're for kids and normies. They consider themselves as having more patrician, refined tastes. (Insert wanking motion here) Their ideal game would be made in Japan, be mechanically complex and have lots of fan service aimed at horny straight dudes

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

It doesn't look as good as it could because Capcom didn't have the source files for the REmake. They did for 0, which looks better as a result, but since both remasters were released in 2015 I'm not even sure if they remastered them in 4k

Pre-rendered backgrounds are neat but they're not very futureproof at all

 

Just look at this assault on the senses stalin-stressed

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

That's what's always made the focus on realism in Rockstar's post-San Andreas output feel hollow to me. All of these cool things exist but they're just there for you to amuse yourself with. Maybe one day I'll try some of those ultrarealism mods for GTAIV

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

I haven't dared to start playing RDR2 yet, but how much of a simulation is it actually? The thing that frustrates me about Rockstar games is that for all the insane level of attention they put into the most minute of details, the simulation elements just kind of awkwardly float on top of incredibly loose arcadey gameplay and can safely be ignored because the games need to be able to be completed by dads who only ever buy like 3 games for their consoles

In a just world Rockstar's budget and resources would be redistributed to like the Stalker devs to create the most lavish Slavjank game in existence

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Meanwhile I, as someone who actually did play on PS1 as a kid, always try to get rid of polygon warping, dithering, etc while also cranking up the resolution when emulating PS1 games. Like the things that I liked about old games weren't that they ran at 20 fps and were rendered at a postage stamp-sized resolution

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe you should try the first game since it's a bit more cartoony/GTAy in its tone

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Revelations is probably the silliest Resident Evil game which is saying a lot. Everything's cartoony and ridiculous

They dedicated a whole subplot to two bumbling over-the-top comic relief sidekicks, one of whom talks in an exaggerated nerd voice and is named Jackass data-laughing

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

But at least Wesker just dresses like he's in the Matrix

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not a little anime, it's a lotta anime. My problem with it is that it looks like it's from the 1930s or 40s, just wildly out of place in a modern setting

[–] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

A scuba suit with built-in high heeled boots... well, boot is certainly an inspired design

 

This lady has several outfits and they're all preposterous. She's supposed to be an elite anti-bioterrorism operator, btw michael-laugh

They just went all anime on the character design in Resident Evil Revelations for some reason to the extent that it's jarring even when compared to the whackier installments in the series. Just look at this collection of awful hairdos and weird faces

 

I've been looking at the Chinese Android/Linux emulation handheld scene for a few years now and while I think these things are really neat I've never bought one. They've always either been too expensive or too compromised/crappy with no middle ground.

The RG35XX H from earlier this year was pretty close- it had a horizontal form factor, Bluetooth, Wifi, a full set of buttons and analog sticks, decent build quality and performance that could easily handle everything up to PS1 (and could stretch just a little bit beyond that), and could be bought for less than 70 dollars. I hated that it had those in-line shoulder buttons a lot of these Chinese manufacturers love and I wished the screen had been just a bit bigger.

(To be fair, I wouldn't mind a device that could readily play DC, N64, PSP and even the Saturn, but that sort of performance seems to cost at least 130-150 dollars and would most likely end up costing about 200€ in Europe)

This new RG40XX H looks to be the exact same thing as the 35XX H but with a 4-inch screen and stacked shoulder buttons. If it's not horribly more expensive than the previous model I might finally end up getting one

 

EA kills Dead Space after a turn to co-op action schlock guest-starring microtransactions fails to result in bazillions of sales

Years later, some former devs announce a spiritual successor. After initial fan hype gets dinged by ongoing negative press for the in-development Callisto Protocol, EA suddenly announces a Dead Space 1 remake, deflating Callisto Protocol's hype even more- who needs a spiritual successor when the original is back?

Callisto Protocol finally comes out. It runs like shit on PC, the story sucks and people hate the gameplay. It fails to sell enough to justify a sequel

The Dead Space remake comes out and by all accounts is a success. The disappointment of Callisto Protocol is quickly forgotten and people are excited for the future- DS2 remake next?

EA decides the remake didn't sell enough and the devs are shuffled off to make more Battlefield or whatever

A year or two ago it seemed like we were in the middle of a huge survival horror resurgence but I'm not sure if any bigger franchise outside of Resident Evil has actually seen any kind of tangible success. The Alone in the Dark remake crashed and burned this year and took down its developer with it. I'm interested to see how the Silent Hill 2 remake does

 

To be fair, I don't think this was a hugely prevalent opinion even among brain-melted gamers,

spoilercompared to other inane bullshit they complained about like Ashley's underwear
but I did hear it come up a few times when the RE2 and RE4 remakes were topical

I've been watching some recent RE6 playthroughs to gauge how it plays with people who got into the series with the newer games and I've seen an interesting reversal where a number of people are confused by RE6 Ada, thinking she looks too different to be the same character, specifically because they think she looks too white. These same people didn't seem to have trouble accepting Leon and Chris' 2012 models

 

It's so weird seeing Konami being this public-facing after all the stuff that went down with Kojima and them pulling out of the console game business. They go out of their way to mention that Kojima and the other original devs will still be credited- the fact that this needs to be clarified says a lot about how bad the situation was

I know it's just a cultural thing but there's something kind of funny to me about how rigidly formal all these Konami events are, though I guess do prefer it to the corporate fellow-kids vibe you get from a lot of American game marketing

They even show and read some pretty negative comments at one point michael-laugh

 

Everything's just so densely packed with detail, both large and small scale. These exterior city scenes are massively helped by them being set at night and being lit mainly by neon lights, but there's just so many lights and signs everywhere it really makes things pop. All the interiors are jam-packed with all kinds of little props and wall decorations, and I really like the cramped, dirty and run-down apartment complexes you visit in the game despite them not being all that much fun to play in. They just feel really immersively lived-in.

Here's a really cool location from Chris' campaign that you only visit for a brief boss fight and have no reason to linger in. I didn't even remember this place from my previous playthroughs and probably assumed it was a generic video game dungeon level, but it's really interesting:

https://streamable.com/4ghdg2

You have this dark, grimy and trash-filled inner courtyard in an apartment complex. It looks like it's underground, but it's actually an open-air space that's covered by a netting with sunlight being blocked by the massive amounts of garbage accumulated on said netting, and you also have a dense tangle of electric cables and wires crisscrossing from building to building. Most of the courtyard is taken up by an older brick building that looks like it predates the apartment complex.

It must've taken tons of artists tons of work to design this intricate space that the average player is going to spend less than ten minutes in, and who aren't going to notice the nice environment art anyway since they're too busy trying to electrocute a giant boa constrictor while they're there

spoilerI started replaying RE6 after my last post about it and I think that 12 years after launch I'm coming around to forgiving the game

 
 

His movements are so dainty data-laughing

I also appreciate his incredibly period-accurate 1598 drip and pocket watch accessory (not pictured), but I guess he's a god so he can wear whatever he wants

Onimusha Dawn of Dreams ended up being a game about defeating god with the power of friendship, like they literally charge a McGuffin with friendship juice which allows the protagonist to go SSJ3

10/10

 

The character of the President is introduced and his deep friendship with Leon established in quick cut flashbacks in the same scene that begins as he is already shambling towards Leon moments before he's killed. Just amazing writing chefs-kiss

How many first families is Leon personal acquaintances with? He's chummy with whomever Ashley's dad was who was POTUS in 2004 as well as the zombie president in office during 2013. I guess he works for the Secret Service so he gets invited to all their barbecues

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