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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

But Spongebob is in Sonic Racing: Crossworlds

[–] ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 3 points 4 days ago

You mean Garfield Kart? What's with this "Mario" crap

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You put bananas down in the areas where you tend to drive.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago

I absolutely hate the first few hours when a new Mario Kart comes out and you do not know yet where your friends are going to drive, so you only put bananas in spots that either get ignored completely or that you will hit the next round...

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

That's usually me with green shells. I end up hitting myself way, way too often

[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Was it Mario Kart DS where you couldn't hit your own traps?