Side note: fuck lexapro. That shit legit degrades my cognitive function. It’s not fun. Especially when you haven’t yet figured out that it’s the lexapro doing it.

Just today, I found out my prostate biopsy was benign! Also four years cancer free, and I still have my bladder.

I owe it all to Jeezus and alternative medicine, oh wait no, it was FUCKING SCIENCE.

This is just FDA guidance under RFK

Honestly a labotomy would slap right about now

Oh I actually took a course on integrative medicine and it was basically for when you can't give more meds for an immediate comfort need like relief of pain, anxiety, or nausea. Like if they've got chemo and they can't safely tolerate more compazine sometimes smelling mint reduces nausea for some reason. Like they've tried it with orange or whatever as a control in a sample group that's unaware of the connection and it does actually do something for some reason. Weirdly that connection has been a known thing to nurses for a looong time it's basically standard practice to put two masks on with some Vick's between the two when cleaning up a particularly unpleasant puddle of bodily fluids.

There's no reason any of these drugs should be illegal, we managed to survive and flourish for centuries with no "war on drugs".

Think of the millions imprisoned and murdered over this war and the drug trade it creates.

Lobotomies seem kind of harsh, I do not support.

I'd be down to try that cough syrup

Oh, please. Nobody needs cough syrup when you could instead be drinking radium as an ailment cure-all.

Perhaps laudanum deserves a comeback, along with bacteriophages, which would be an excellent complement to antibiotics.

I'm real partial to the traditional medicine of grammes of amphetamines myself lmfao