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Leopards Ate My Face

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"It hic-, it duzzint count if I don' remember making the hic-, the ruling!"

-Brett "I like beer and raping" Kavanaugh

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 77 points 6 days ago

This is some Streisand level incompetence. Trying to say Kavanaugh Stops aren't based on blatant racism after authoring the decision saying racism was a legitimate reason to stop someone reeks of desperation. He isn't thinking clearly, must be drunk.

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 78 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Most of the time it's an honor to have something named after you.

Sometimes it's not.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 62 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Most of the time it's an honor to have something named after you.

Sometimes it's not.

-- Lou Gehrig

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How wild was it that Lou Gehrig got Lou Gehrig’s disease‽

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

"How'd he not see that one coming?

Hey, Lou! There's a disease with your name all over it, pal!"

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Wait until you find out about Tommy John....

Tommy John Surgery

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I only know of Tommy Bahama.

[–] Krono@lemmy.today 16 points 6 days ago

Having a disease named after you must be a real pain in the kirk.

[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

-- Michael Scott

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] bazus1@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

If you see santorum, there's a party going on!

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago

I almost Romney all over the couch.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

sanitorium.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 49 points 6 days ago

Y’all tossed the Constitution away. Stop trying to pretend you didn’t.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well... now we know there is no conviction there, and he can be easily manipulated by public opinion.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah all this says is he's not qualified for the fucking job when his convictions are that flimsy

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 14 points 6 days ago

Nah I prefer one that can change under pressure to an indifferent bastard like Thomas.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 6 days ago

Clown ass country

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 10 points 6 days ago

Good. He's going to be there for a while, good that he can recognize and try to correct a mistake.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago

"Did you not plan for this contingency? I mean, the Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I’m just saying.”

-- Saul Goodman

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

is he drunk at the time, that is the question, he makes ruling how drunk he is at the time.

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

He's known to boof. He may have been putting drugs in his butt.