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[–] unnamed1@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well there is a reason condoms come in different sizes

[–] Forester@pawb.social 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There are however considerable benefits to wearing one that is appropriately sized. That's why they sell different girths. It's no fun to cut off circulation to something that requires blood flow

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, this is exactly why cock rings don't exist.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I too have fun wearing cock rings that completely cuts off the blood flow to my cock. /S

Edited for grammar

[–] Restaldt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Our health ed teacher said vaginas are only 4 inches deep and a student asked how porn actresses take much bigger dicks than that.

The teacher paused for a few seconds and basically just said they don't its all faked

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is there a real answer to how many inches deep it is? Of course it wouldn't be the same with every woman but what's the average longest depth in inches

The Kama Sutra has you covered: Deer, mare, elephant as metaphors for the various sizes of human womens' genitalia.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

The length of the vagina varies among women of child-bearing age. Because of the presence of the cervix in the front wall of the vagina, there is a difference in length between the front wall, approximately 7.5 cm (2.5 to 3 in) long, and the back wall, approximately 9 cm (3.5 in) long.[10][24] During sexual arousal, the vagina expands both in length and width.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina?wprov=sfla1

Somewhat nsfw link

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

I was with a girl and all she had were "snug fit" condoms. I tried. She tried. Not a chance in hell that was going on.