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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 points 52 minutes ago

Everyone wants to say fuck cars but no one wants to be a civil engineer or whatever and build the public transport that would replace cars. So everyone in this thread should sit down unless they have real solutions. Listen, I hate cars and driving too, but I'm not taking 3 trains into town, totalling 3 hours. That's not reasonable for a commute.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Get rid of your car. Problem solved.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago

Replaced with what? There's no infrastructure here.

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 30 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

If you advocate for public transport, then you can provide these people with an adequate alternative to driving.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

More interested in bike paths but trams and trains are cool too

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Why not both? Trams and bike paths can work really well together.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)

Yeah that's never happening in America if big auto has anything to do with it

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 31 minutes ago

Sure, but outside of meme countries we can actually do this kinda thing.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (5 children)

nothing makes a tired annoyed version of me happier before dawn than going extra slow just to piss off the asshole riding my ass with LED headlights lighting up my whole cabin

*to clarify, the situation I am talking about is where I'll be doing my usual up-to-20% over the speed limit minding my own business on my way to wherever in the morning, and some jackass with LED headlights at the same height as my face comes up behind me and rides my ass for several kilometers despite multiple passing opportunities. when that shit happens, my dreary morning just got interesting and I have something to keep me entertained

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I usually just pull over when possible and let them get ahead of me. Not worth the drama.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

I give them the chance to pass by moving all the way right in the lane and slowing down at passing opportunities. after a few missed opportunities, I'll fuck with them for the entertainment.

but yes, not always worth it.

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[–] CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The old dude driving slow in the morning probably doesn’t want himself to be driving at rush hour, either. Maybe if we had some kind of system where professionals planned and implemented a ride sharing systems, perhaps with planned routes and really big cars that lots of people could sit in? Maybe we even put it on rails so it uses less energy while moving?

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

My country has this and better, no difference.

They also love shopping during the busiest times I'm the weekend. They just love wasting working people's precious free time.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You have no more right to use public roads than anyone else.

[–] Azteh@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Correct, but if you can do shopping at any time, you should aspire to do it when there are as few people as possible. That goes for everyone and it also works for most non group activities, such as driving

[–] Nolvamia@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

One of my favourite things about being retired is the ability to go to the shops in the middle of the day, when it's quiet. No crowds. Parking. No rush. Bliss!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I work mostly evenings and weekends and being able to run errands when it's not busy and do chores when flatmates aren't around makes up for it.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

5pm at the restaurant. Retirees and families with little kids.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 3 points 17 hours ago

Having been a 2nd and 3rd shifter most of my adult life, I miss going shopping in the middle of the night when hardly anyone was there.

[–] blind3rdeye@aussie.zone 1 points 14 hours ago

Even better, aspire to not use a car. Commute via bike or public transport.

Everyone has better things to do then sit in traffic, and its always tempting to blame someone else - eg. some old guy that you wish would have gone shopping at a different time. But if you are on the road in your car then you are traffic. You're holding people up. You're delaying people. And as the previous person said, you have no more right to use public roads than anyone else. So rather than wishing and hoping that other people will do something different, take initiative to do something different yourself.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 61 points 1 day ago
[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Retire? Fucking hilarious!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think we're all shocked you're not already retired, Mickey. ;)

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Always interesting on social media sites trying to guess if the poster is male/female and how old

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's the Lemmy equivalent of driving around real slow?

Maybe posting 90s memes?

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 17 hours ago

I would say boomer memes.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't have any problem with someone driving under the speed limit as long its within the legal amount. My problem is buttplugs. Buttplugs are creatures who crawl up someones ass and refuse to pass. They prevent the people behind them from legally passing and just sit there for mile after mile.

A mutation of the buttplug is the plugipede. Where you have mulitple buttplugs all up each others ass and content to follow one another at less than two car lengths apart.

I never blame the guy going five under at the front.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago

butt plugs with LED headlights, no less

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

I just retired, and my wife still complains that I drive too fast. I'm joining a gym next week and getting back into writing and fermenting, and so won't have much time to annoy Frank Freeway during his commute from hell.

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago

“I’ve done my shopping at 11 am on saturdays for the last 40 years and even though the shops are packed and the selection is poor, I’m not going to consider moving to 10 on Monday instead”

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's tractors and some guy regularly riding a horse and cart round my way.

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Lmao sounds like where I grew up in Mississippi. Farmers everywhere, but quite a few Mennonites and Amish too

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have never commuted by car, but I plan to get a car when I retire so I can drive around in the mornings.

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[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 7 points 1 day ago

And also ignore pedestrians, even though they just stared in my soul while waiting them to stop (but they just slowed down and didn't stopped)

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Automobiles are a toy. If you're an adult with actual responsibilities and you need to be somewhere on time, take the train.

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

The only train between my house and work is a cargo train and I don't want to hitch a ride like a homeless dude trying to see the countryside (not to mention it takes over an hour to walk to anywhere near those tracks when it only takes 30 minutes to drive to work when traffic isn't fucked).

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