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My neighbour's cat sometimes sneaks into my apartment. It has explored pretty much every inch of the apartment, including the bathroom sink, under the sofa, under my bed, the kitchen counters, the shower... but it still wouldn't let me anywhere near it. Sometimes I let my main door open just for the cat. I'm hoping one day we'll form some sort of bond and I'll be able to give some pets. I've never owned a cat before but this one made me desperate to get one.
(I'm referring to the cat as "it" because I don't know the sex)
Have you tried sitting in the same room and ignoring the cat? They love that shit.
I did because I know that some cats prefer it if you wait until they get comfortable with you and that cats are really the ones who decide if you're friends, not you. We've gotten as close as getting a few sniffs of my hand. Whenever I open the door, the cat happily comes inside. Lately, I've been leaving the door open and letting the cat roam about. It's usually just a quick routine exploration from the kitchen to the bedroom and then the bathroom before it quickly leaves. It lasts maybe 5 minutes, but I'm just happy I get a visit. I noticed the cat is very interested in my bathroom window, which leads to the same yard it comes from but there's a bush right underneath so it can't jump. I once found muddy fingerprints on my bathroom sink and it felt so wholesome 🥹
Start typing up important documents on a laptop.
Walk around holding one end of 5 foot piece of twine.
If you wanna tempt it try eating tuna, getting a laser pointer, or feeding the cat churu by hand. My cats lick it outta the tube. Your mileage may vary.
You could feed it some tuna but don't go overboard it's a lot of sodium for their kidneys.
This cat seems young and playful so I might try playing with a toy. I love it whenever I catch the cat burying its poop 🤣 I also heard some feisty screams with my other neighbour's cat so I know that there's some drama going on haha
If it left your toilet paper in tact, that’s a keeper.
Now you do.
I came home from work one day to be greeted by two cats in the window waiting for me. Aww.
Upon entering 'my' house I found two more cats on 'my' sofa that I had never seen before. And they didn't move, just lifted their heads to acknowledge my presence and then went back to sleep...
This is fine.
Upon entering the kitchen there were two more cats on the rear window board looking out in to the back garden. They turned to look at me and then ignored me.
Fine.
After feeding them all 'my' two cats went out in to the garden and were quickly followed by the rest of them. About an hour later the usual two cats came back in with one of the newer ones and they all curled up on the sofa with me.
Fine.
The new one stayed for a few days until I saw a post about a missing cat. Contacted them and, yep, he was from a few streets away.
Never had that happen again.
Cat house parties can get pretty wild.
I live in a rural area, and there are "outside" cats, and they regularly get let into my house.
Cat distribution system does not make mistakes, you are a cat person now.
I was in the subway this morning and of all the passengers, I never expected a cat to be one. Ended up trying to take care of her so she doesn't do anything rash.
"Kitty, here's what's wrong with the hyperloop concept ..."
This photo says otherwise
Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff.
50% of cat owners don't even know they have a cat yet.
congrats on joining the other 50% that now know you have a cat.
Aww the cute wittle human's been adopted!
I remember us getting a call from a neighbor telling us that our cat was inside his house and to please come and get her.
So I did, she had apparently got in via a ground level window in their basement.
This only happened once when she was very young.
This happened recently to my relative, who was housing a young guy from her church. Kind of a shit, but mostly harmless. Everybody knew there was only one cat in her house, a small black cat, and then a huge orange cat next door. He got the two cats confused and didn't say anything for three days about the strange cat hiding in the house until the neighbor became very persistent.
On mother earth, cat owns you!
The “I don’t own a cat” meme is so hot right now!
I'm not going to warn you again. Get out, or I'll call the guards!
Haha so cute
My cat once hid in our neighbour’s bathroom for three days.