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[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Group of enemies? Fireball

Single enemy? Fireball.

Wall? Fireball

Friendly NPC? You better believe it's Fireball

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

We have the best dungeons in the world. Because of fireball.

[–] Lath@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Even when facing fire elementals or dragons?

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How many long rests are you taking every day?

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me and the boys deleting a monster:

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 2 years ago

D&D, where the only winning move is to not play at all.

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Crap. Did anybody slot Magic Missile? Anybody? Oh come on!"

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean fireball doesn't miss either

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

It can't miss, but it can do half damage.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm playing a wizard in one of my current campaigns, and when we hit level 5 I started writing my PC's will.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You should be saving for a preemptive True Res. Only 10,000 gp

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I remember one Dark Heresy campaign where the majority of damage caused to the players was dropped grenades and Molotov cocktails.

[–] LoamImprovement@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 years ago

"I'm telling you, molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem and I threw a molotov cocktail - boom, right away, I had a different problem."

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[–] gerusz@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 years ago

Whenever I have a problem, I chuck a fireball at it, and BOOM! I have a different problem.

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

We've a gnome wizard in our party who focuses on fire magic. Our last combat involved the DM rolling out small groups of minions each round. They were coming out of an airship and stayed grouped up. You bet your ass that gnome spent 3 turns in a row casting 3 fireballs.

Produce flame is one of my cantrips
Fire is fun

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I miss Improved Evasion.