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[–] jaspersgroove@lemm.ee 120 points 2 years ago (4 children)

If your cast iron pan is also your primary weapon it counts as worn weight

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They also protect you from bullets in the rear and their hitbox is super generous, so it's an easy choice.

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

When the shady grey-robbed pyrotechnics carries an AK around, you gotta armor up to save your ass.

[–] GFGJewbacca@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Strong Tiffany Aching energy.

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[–] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (17 children)

Always seemed weird to me how people get into hiking (or cycling or whatever) to push themselves and exercise, and then spend thousands on gear to make it as easy as possible.

Edit: I think I offended some hikers.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago

I'm into it to go far, and get away from people, and get to places less people go.

So optimizing weight (and my fitness) allows me to out range day trippers faster.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 years ago

Some people are more in it for the journey than the exercise

Personally I'm in it for both so at this point I've started optimizing my gear less to get some challenge back in it for me

My buddies were definitely surprised when I busted out my 8 inch cast iron on the first night of a multi day backpacking trip though

[–] Player2@sopuli.xyz 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If turning your exercise into a hobby makes it more fun, I don't see the harm. At the end of the day that just makes it entertainment that's good for you

[–] coco@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Like im doing downhill king mountains tht justify the 9k $ bike that i own

[–] SlikPikker@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 years ago

Good exercise > bad exercise.

With hikes, it's fun and interesting to go far.

It's not too complicated.

[–] staticblanket@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

Cause my knees and hips are shit.

[–] DrQuint@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

More than the actual message, I have a different issue with this comment.

It's how it's one of the most incredibly Uncool things to do to make fun of someone caring too much for their hobbies when you're an outsider. The moment it implied that this user is not an hiker, it instantly corrupted everything about it. That edit carries malice.

There's a word for it, and I refuse to do anything but downvote those people on sight.

[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I hike, and I've notice the "ultralight" crowd has more than it's fair share of gatekeepers and snobs.

Lighter gear is fantastic, but people take it well past the point of diminishing returns. There are a lot of vocal hikers that spend absurd amounts of money on less practical, ridiculously expensive "ultralight" gear and think anything else is "wrong".

[–] tables@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

I personally have a pet peeve with commenters who edit their posts to complain about having "offended" others when all of the replies are reasonable and calm. It always makes it seem like the commenter was actively trying to upset others, and when they noticed no one was actually upset and people only gave reasonable replies, they pretend everyone was upset anyway so they don't actually have to engage in a conversation.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

I used to walk over mountains with bottom barrel gear, canned food, and old Army boots. My entire setup probably weighed 80 pounds. But I'm a middle aged man now, with a lifetime of injuries, and a desk job. I'm definitely going for all the UL gear I can get my hands on. My big 3 are only 6 pounds now. My full pack weight without food and water is under 10 pounds, and I love it.

[–] schmidtster@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It’s absolutely hilarious that you think you offended hikers while it was nothing more than you missing that everyone in the world uses available tools to make their lives easier.

What’s a hobby of yours? I bet you’re using modern tech on it instead of just banging a rock on it.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

That's nothing, come to the ADV motorcycle world, where a 135 kilogram man will spend $150 for a set of brake and clutch levers for his 270 kg 1250GSA because they're 30 grams lighter.

[–] Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hiking for me isn't for exercise. When I'm exercising, I put 20# pound plates in a rucksack and walk the neighborhood. When I'm hiking (like the 1000 miles I did last year) I'm out there to enjoy nature and have an adventure, not be miserable every night with cramping feet.

Not only that, but there's plenty of evidence that extra weight brings a greater chance of injury when hiking every day. Being able to do 1000 miles over 3 months means you have be able to perform consistently and without injuries building up.

[–] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I agree. The only thing I wouldn't be cheap about in hiking is footwear and safety equipment. Only a casual hiker though so I don't need much to take a 3 mile trail.

[–] puffy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I think it's simply that these activities are more enjoyable with less weight. Hewhen hiking it matters a lot, carrying heavy load on your back sucks. In cycling people definitely obsess a bit too much because most people aren't competing, but climbing is definitely easier on a lightweight bike. And people are apparently willing to spend a lot of money on this stuff, so companies gladly make carbon everything to save 5% weight at 500% the price.

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not everybody: My bike weighs 40 lbs with parts and my ebike weighs 80 lol

My camping gear probably weighs about 30-40 lbs, so, not crazy heavy but not exactly ultraight either.

[–] theyawner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Pick up a light dumbbell and see how long you can hold it. Take a rest and pick a heavier dumbbell and see if you can hold it for as long as you could with the lighter dumbbell.

You can also try and see how far you can walk while holding either the lighter or the heavier dumbbell.

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[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You need a pan to protect your butt from snipers

[–] TesterJ@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

The PUBG strat

[–] seekay@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago
[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lube them up before you enter hell and they'll come out with a nice finish

[–] ItsMeSpez@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Welp, off to create a D&D character whose pans were seasoned in hell.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 years ago

They countered that with the nutrient density of Lembas bread, now on sale in your local Elven bulk store.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago

Approx. 200 g

[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Samwise was the actual Ringbearer like Neville Longbottom was the actual chosen one.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Motherfucker had the cast iron pans man. Shits heavy. You expect him to carry the fucking ring too? Frodo cant use his two hands to carry 1 oz of ring? Motherfucker had that shit on a a chain, around his damn neck, and you gotta rag on Samwise "cast iron champion" gamgee about only carrying that dainty shit for a bit, huh? Frodo cant even put that shit in his hands, but you blastin Samwise when he fucks up an ancient horror, tosses frodo on his shoulder, grabs the ring AND STILL GOT THE PANS.

Man has to carry the pans and the ring to get any respect around here, but you all about getting on that frodo "no pan" biggins jock lickity split, yeah?

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[–] Blapoo@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

I really got into hiking right as I finished reading the LOTR trilogy. Sam is a powerful inspiration when that hill starts to feel too steep!

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago

I actually read his name as Sandwich. I could use a second breakfast

[–] switches@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

hobbits are like the pack animals of their world tho lbr samwise had an entire fucking kitchen on his back and showed no struggle

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

laughs in bushcraft

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