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[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Ha, had even this fail once ar an old job during the win 7 to win 10 migration. No budget to replace 8yr old desktops? Fine, give me $50/each for SSD. Worked out to around 50k, went to director of IT with a laundry list of benefits, including saving 1mil in total replacement costs.

Nope, denied. Dude had his eye on a non existent CIO role that he thought he could create by cutting everything to the bone. This failed because he was basically the least charismatic person possible, so he leaves. A new director came in, sees the problem, saw the huge savings I pitched and said "fuck yeah do it, and after this, we get on an actual 3yr replacement lifecycle" and we actually did.

You dont need good management to do things right, but boy howdy you do need to make sure you dont have bad management.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

People are expensive and hardware is cheap. Good managers know this.

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

TIL: I have never met a good manager.

[–] snootchiebootchies@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In fairness, an SSD is a solid upgrade and can give an old PC new life.

[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Simpsons "thats the joke"

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

4 gigs? Such luxury. At one job I had I worked on this ancient apple computer and it had 2 gigs of ram. Whenever I had to look something up I had to close xcode to open a browser. Then I'd close the browser and started xcode again. Naturally I needed another device to play music.

[–] Guildo@feddit.de 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hope your productivity was very low and your salary very high.

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Almost exactly right! Just switch productivity and salary.

[–] Guildo@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago
[–] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I'll have you know it's only SEVEN years old, and it has SIX gb of RAM.

I have all but given up gaming on it, as even half life 2 now runs choppy and slow.

I just don't have money to replace it with anything.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

It hurts cuz it's true.

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Please, Windows 98 licenses are Dirt cheap now!

[–] abir_vandergriff@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Meanwhile, as they spring for that fancy new licensed product for marketing that cost 90 thousand dollars a year for a 1% increase in sales.

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago

I'd like to should out a big fuck you to SAP. I now have twice as much physical paper work as before and get less real work done.

[–] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I need this meme format as a blank and the cards to be briscola cards. Anybody?

[–] TheWaterGod@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The blank template can be found here:

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1661332-man-smacking-cards-down-on-table

Can't help with a briscola edit though cause I'm on mobile.

[–] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Gaaadiiicooooool

[–] topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You have the source, now you need to go to photopea.com

[–] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

See my new comment :D