this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 44 points 4 days ago

This might be the single least shit shitpost i've ever seen.

That clock rules. What a thing of beauty.

[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

I honestly love it.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

🕕 🕕🕕
🕕🕕 🕒

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

It’s time o’clock

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 14 points 4 days ago
[–] deliciEsteva@piefed.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I like it. Numbers should not be required anyway after elementary school

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Movado craze of the late aughts proves this.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I have one. That reminds me, I should get a battery.

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Person: What time is it? Me: L

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ok, but what hour is it the 50th minute of

one of 'em, probably. coffee?

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago
[–] heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 14 points 4 days ago

Love it. Where to buy?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago
[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 9 points 4 days ago

Chronology meets tautology

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anyone under 25 able to tell me what that time indicates?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Wouldn't you rather have someone over the age of 25 tell you what time it is so at least you know you'll get accurate information

[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh dear, it's already J o'clock

[–] mike_hunt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Uhh, I'm pretty sure that's an L

[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 2 points 4 days ago

Honestly, I was just making a joke about the shapes and wasn't paying attention to the pointers, but now that I notice the clock actually is L o'clock I feel stupid.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Sorry thats tournament banned

I PLAY THIS ISSN"T A TOURNAMENT

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago

Time looks at me while i figure out what im looking at....

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

The best numeral system

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Gotta get ready for bed, its almost cool J

[–] ArchBtw@ani.social 4 points 4 days ago