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[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 hour ago

...halloween candy bowl...

They make excellent electronics parts bins, too.

[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 hours ago

They dont make multifunctional appliances like this anymore 😔

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 7 points 3 hours ago

Comes with a green lid that's two sizes too small. In an alternate dimension, there's a smaller green bowl with an over-sized yellow lid.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I'm calling bullshit. Why would anyone sell that? It's like selling a piece of your soul

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

Right? The world's first plastic bowl, handed down through the generations, your grandma slept in it when she was a baby, it was there for you through that terrible thing that happened, a million and one uses and it just won't break. It's yours now. You can't just walk away like that.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

It can be used as a bullshit container too.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

The antiques roadshow will tell you not to clean it before selling it, as the vomity foot colour adds to the mystique of it.

It's about the history.

[–] boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 20 points 8 hours ago (5 children)

I cannot comprehend why you would puke in a bowl, especially not a plastic one used for food etc.

Even if we ignore the gross aspects, a bowl is so impractical and such a high risk of spillage.

Why not use a bucket, like the mop bucket? I have never heard of this bowl thing outside of online memery.

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

We just took the bag of garbage out and used the bathroom trashcan for stomach bugs. It's small, can be moved right next to the bed, and wont ever hold anything not gross (unless you move -- and then it'll probably hold your sponges, brushes and cleaners). Also, in our house, everybody was expected to try to make it to the toilet, including kids. You start puking, you get ushered to the toilet with the trashcan held below you.

All of this makes sense because norovirus is super contagious.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

My parents always gave me cooking pots. Small to medium sized ones with two handles are easy to grab and easy to clean. If you need to "use" it repeatedly, you can just put boiling water in it in between uses

[–] SorryImLate@piefed.social 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on the height of your bucket. Imagine a little kid sitting in bed. They need something low and lightweight. Our bucket was too high to be practical

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago

But you can hug a bucket with your knees and use its base rim to press into your stomach as you heave. As a kid, the proportions line up perfectly.

I'm with bobo on this

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 27 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well. I can personally vouch for it being a thing when I was a kid. Beats the hell out of a grocery bag.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

I just went to the toilet. A couple of times, it hit me too fast so I used a trash can.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Used metal mixing bowels the few times I threw up as a kid. Wife used metal mixing bowels while we were married, I never threw up as am adult.

They hold a lot of liquid and can be cleaned with bleach.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 2 hours ago

"metal mixing bowels"?? Are you Robocop?

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 14 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Just FYI - "bowls" are the things you puke into, "bowels" are the things food never reached and therefore became puke.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I had just gotten home from 24 hours of conferences and delayed flights and spellcheck was no help at all.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

I was perfectly happy letting this error continue, it makes for unintentionally funny comments all the time. And you had to go and ruin it

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 38 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I remember the translucent soft plastic lid that went on this thing

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

I remember how the really old ones retain smells.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It had to have frills like an Elizabethan collar for some reason.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

That's just plastic's old age.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 27 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Only one thing matters...does it come with the lid?

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 30 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

They never do... The lids went even real. We all just collectively think they had lids. It's all a lie.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 22 points 8 hours ago

Oh, no. The lids were real, man. The lids were real. They burped and everything.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It's the Berenstein Bears all over again.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 14 points 7 hours ago

It sounds like you've confused the Nelson Bears with Berenstain Mandela.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 7 points 9 hours ago

I will trade you for all of my NFT's.

[–] The2b@lemmy.vg 2 points 7 hours ago

Literally my fucking GOAT