I feel like if I upvote this, it'll be referenced in court one day.
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2026
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... That's a description of an introvert.
Not a serial killer.
That'd be like saying uh, people who own a car are more likely to kill someone in a car accident.
What this is, is extroverts being fundamentally terrified by the idea that someone can exist in relative solitude, and be perfectly normal and ok with that.
If you wanna find serial killers, look for people who were raised by extremely abusive parents.
Kids who maim and torture other creatures for fun, etc.
I work in a small satellite engineering lab of a massive corporation. We all constantly complain about the company, their 100%-AI internal emails, and all the other corporate BS that we are at least somewhat insulated from.
We got assigned a new workplace violence/ active shooter training, and it had a whole section about how complaining excessively about the company may be early signs of workplace violence.
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