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[–] Ranulph@thelemmy.club 9 points 47 minutes ago

You can keep the money. I want my country back. I want the Epstein Trials, the rule of law and consequences for all administration officials, law enforcement and ICE agents.

[–] CreamyJalapenoSauce@piefed.social 30 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] enphurgen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

We can make this the norm by boycotting greedy corporations

[–] pkjqpg1h@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know anything about this game or company but this is the most based announcement I've ever seen

They are incredibly based. Game is pretty fun too.

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 28 points 3 hours ago (3 children)
[–] scintilla@crust.piefed.social 10 points 48 minutes ago (1 children)

This is such a reddit comment. If you don't enjoy it don't play it, but acting smugly superior to those that do just makes you look like an ass.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world -1 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

We're not acting superior.

This game is beyond stupid, is basically witless, and completely unfunny.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 20 points 2 hours ago

First of all, ow.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yeah, I can't stand the game, this bailed it, but I've always appreciated their stances, because I agree with them of course. But like you, when someone says hey let's play cards against humanity, I say let's not. I can make jokes about people's races and cancer without the cards, don't need everyone cramping my style.

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 119 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They did a limited run of the game where the cards explain the joke so it was considered educational material, thus circumventing the tarrifs. Its pretty good, props on them for doing it.

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 62 points 4 hours ago

It is WELL worth it, even for people not normally a fan of it.

There are cool backstories like “we ran out of ideas, but this made us pee ourselves laughing so we went that direction since it showed it would work” and for the pope card a description of who the pope is, ending with (paraphrased)“the current pope is some guy named Bob from Chicago”

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 191 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This company never disappoints

Because of the dick size?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 67 points 5 hours ago

No sarcasm, the best kind of advertising.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 79 points 6 hours ago (7 children)

The game has gotten kind of old to me, but I wanna support them any way I can. Any other things they make that I could buy?

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I clicked over to their site on the worldwide web and they have a game called Contact. Seems like it's for nerds, so it'd be right up Lemmy's collective alley.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 43 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

same, but played the family version for my kids and it was so much fun.

the youngest one needs to practice reading, and that game was a few hours of her reading and laughing as hard as she could

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, hell yeah. Thank you for this idea. I've been wanting a fun way to teach my son to read. Thank you.

you have no idea how twisted/dark can kid's humour get

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 19 points 3 hours ago

This brings a smile to my face

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Buy the SFW version and gift it to a school or library.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 77 points 6 hours ago

If you want to support them any way you can just simply buy their shit regardless. You can gift it to people.

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The "Don't talk to me until I've had my Clam-o-naise" mug is tempting me.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Oh a clam and mayo sandwich would fucking slap

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

I'm all about clam slappin

[–] night_petal@piefed.social 1 points 58 minutes ago

I put mayo on my fried oyster sandwiches and I love it. I can imagine similar tastiness there. I might try it this weekend.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago

They have many fine products on their all products page.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

There are now tons of different expansions for CAH, like specific topic types and whatnot like sci-fi, nature, food, medicine.

[–] Eryn6844@piefed.blahaj.zone 17 points 5 hours ago

the corporations we need.

[–] Redstone1@lemmings.world 14 points 5 hours ago

brb going to buy more CAH cards