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Comic strip of a ghost and a person with the American flag pasted on the head. The ghost repeats "Boo!" in the first three panels without getting any reaction, but when it in the fourth panel says "kg, cm, km, °C" the American gets scared and screams "AHHHH!!!".
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Tax-funded health care. Making sure crazy people can't buy machine guns. Voting for reasonable candidates.
You forgot that only a good guy with a gun-safe filled with AR-15s can stop a bad guy with a glock
Aaaand ... DD/MM/YYYY 🫠
As much as I vehemently dislike US customary units, MM/DD/YYYY is the USA's greatest notation crime.
This one wouldn't make sense as they say dates as month day, year.
To me, dates should always be written in international format: YYYY-MM-DD
$ 50
Do you call this fifty dollars, or dollar fifty?
Lots of stuff is written differently, than it is spoken. In case of the date it is weird, not to go from biggest to smallest or vice versa. I guess you are used to it now, but for me it would be the same as putting seconds before minutes or inches before feet.
Depends on context, IMO did/mm/yyyy is the most natural when writing some text, but partial ISO yyyy-mm-dd is ideal for when naming files and directories, makes lexicographical ordering follow chronological order.
Big-endian vs little-endian all over again
The only properly measured thing Americans bring to their schools is 9mm's 😔
As an American, I can confidently say I'm sick of this Imperial/SAE shit.
You know what pissed me off earlier this year? We took a trip from the U.S. to Canada and my Prius didn't even have the option to show kmph instead of mph on the dashboard. We looked through the manual, we looked online. My specific model doesn't allow it. Why?!
Because freedom 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅
World work better with "socialism." Because screw capitalism.
Or gun control. Or free healthcare. Or abortion. Or a free online automated tax return system.
Except in drug deals (kg), foot races (5km), and science (°C).
And school supplies (9mm)
America is totally used to the KKK
@burgers if metric sucks so bad why do you use it for your guns
oooh, shots fired
me to imperial measurements: i am going to kill you
Fuck, you scared me!
