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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Snowy owls looked like absolute idiots for awhile there before we made snow machines.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 62 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Bed bugs when humans invented beds

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It’s a whole species that only exists to torment us.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Speaking of, fun fact: pubic lice AKA "crabs" have become an endangered species due to changes in human grooming habits in recent decades 😁

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Finally some positive fuckin news

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 13 hours ago

fuckin news

Pun intended? 😁

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 29 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Hard to believe we built all those barns just for the owls.

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 11 points 17 hours ago

And still, we did.

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 26 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

domestic cats when humans invented domicile:

[–] DonGirses@lemmy.world 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Breaking Bad fans when the word 'domicile' exists:

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

Impossible not to hear it with jesse's voice.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I asked my dad this question once (he's a twitcher).

He looked at me and called me a dickhead

[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm, Im not seeing the logic of that name. Do birdwatchers twitch a lot?

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It's a British term.

It's apparently derived from a nervous birdwatcher called Howard Medhurst.

So yeah, you're on the right lines

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 18 hours ago

Toss a coin to your Twitcher, oh valley of streaming

[–] TheEntity@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago
[–] acantharea@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Lmao made my morning