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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 131 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (24 children)

How to sleep:

Step 1. No phone/TV/screens in the bedroom
Step 2. No screens 30 min before going to bed
Step 3. Go to bed at the same time each night
Step 4. Set yourself up to actually get enough sleep

Try this for 6 weeks and then if you seriously still cant sleep discuss with a doctor.

[–] Deuces@lemmy.world 85 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You're missing the only one that actually works for me. Get up at roughly the same time every morning. I won't do it, but I should.

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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

How to sleep:

  1. Go to bed when tired.
  2. Masturbate.
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[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 79 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

"Literally everyone"

You keep saying that. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (13 children)

I don't get why it grinds everyone gears. Isn't it just an hyperbole? (y'know like for the hypersoups ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What bothered me about it was that they're stating it's everyone doing these things, but I think it's probably a small minority.

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Not literally literally, figuratively literally.

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[–] Demographics@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Has no one in this thread never considered the root cause with these:

Anxiety. Americans are an anxious society. And that is with good cause, no social safety net, work 2 jobs to get ahead and a mass shooting every goddamn day.

[–] Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 years ago

Hey man, an entire society of people in survival mode is how a degree of essentialism is maintained

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[–] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 58 points 2 years ago (4 children)

American here: I don't have any problems sleeping, nor does my wife typically, and I can't say that I know of anyone that takes a sleep supplement every single night.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Same here. According to This article which sources a study by National Center for Health Statistics, less than 2% of Americans use a nightly sleep aid.

A different study by the NCHS reported that 81% of Americans reported "never" using a sleep aid.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I take meds to help me sleep at night. My crippling ADHD keeps my mind from resting without help. I'm on stimulants, but my last dose is at noon. Any later than that, and they'll just cancel out my sleeping meds.

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Americans are often overmedicated, and these kind of drugs usually make you reliant on them to sleep, so that may be the reason.

Again, big pharma doing big pharma things

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[–] MechanicalJester@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No caffeine or stimulants after noon. A considerable percentage shouldn't have it after 10 am frankly.

Try this: 1 week of no caffeine and no chocolate At least 20 minutes of exercise - can be split upper day Finish eating dinner and snacks by 7pm No gaming or stimulating entertainment 30-60 minutes before bed. Manage noise, light and other triggers.

Smart watches or similar are good for watching your sleep quality.

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

To the people downvoting this: why?

It seems like pretty common sense advice to me.

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[–] CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't need any sleeping aid to go to sleep at night. My secret is that I'm always tired.

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[–] ManuLeMaboul@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

European here, we can't sleep either.

[–] tronx4002@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)

An old timer saying is "The best sleep medicine is hard days work and a clean conscience".

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yep, maybe 3 pills tonight then

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

What troubles me is not the fact more and more people are requiring medication to sleep is the normalization of advertising sleep medication/supplements.

It's a serious disorder. Taken to extremes, it can kill. It's not something to be trivially dealt with.

I'm in Europe and I see melatonin gummy bears being advertised on cartoon channels. Straight to kids. Where are the toys commercials? Need to start hooking children to medication as early as possible?

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[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm so tired at the end of the day I have no problem falling asleep.

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What are you supposed to do? The noise and distractions are constant. Besides the only time I can get any household work done is after the kids go to bed.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (12 children)

I found an amazing cure for my insomnia. It's called 'being in your late 40s.'

[–] BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ironically, I developed insomnia right after turning 40... Went on a 6 straight days of no sleep couple of weeks ago. Thank goodness I'm also laid off...

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Does crying yourself to sleep every night count as "taking something?"

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[–] moog@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I sleep without any of that idk what you're on about

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[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Melatonin is fine from time to time when my sleep schedule is fucked in all directions and I want to regulate.

NyQuil front time to time when I feel a cold coming on.

Nothing wrong with that. If you find that you need them to sleep that's likely not correct. They don't typically work fast enough to put you to sleep. They only ensure your sleep is better if there are extenuating circumstances

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 years ago (7 children)

All I usually need is a random YouTube video essay.

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[–] m3t00@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (5 children)

browsing supplements isle at Target. marketing designer gummies

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[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 years ago (7 children)

The trick is to force yourself to go to sleep at a reasonable time every night. Some people have actual problems that this won't solve, but it does wonders for most.

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[–] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Weed puts me right to sleep, but I can sleep just fine without it

[–] Gigasser@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'd recommend not using it too often for sleep. Weed tends to disrupt REM sleep. Rem is extremely beneficial as it plays a role in memory consolidation, emotional processing, brain development, and dreaming.

[–] BitsOfBeard@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No way! I've been using it daily for years, I haven't had issues with... What were we talking about again?

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Dawg I haven't been sleeping my whole life. Like I'm only 20 and I can't remember the last time I laid in bed and just fell asleep easily. It's always tossing and turning since I was probably around 9

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Just gonna throw this out here:

Sleep with Me Podcast

Bedtime stories that bore you to sleep. It doesn't work for everyone, but it changed my life.

[–] the_q@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

You're likely reading this on a device that absolutely isn't helping the situation.

[–] aidan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I'm European yet still have insomnia

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[–] sexy_peach@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago

It's starting in Europe as well unfortunately :/

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