I was lucky enough to be born with bright green eyes, and cursed with terrible nearsightedness and so need glasses to see more than a foot past my nose. Alas
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2026
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Mine are darker green, but I was also blind as a bat before I paid someone in an dark alley in the used hubcap district to hold me down and shine a laser pointer at my retinas.
I've had 20/20 ever since, but I was -4.75 and -5.5 before correction.
Missed the opportunity to use the Riddick eye quote:
Hey swamp eyes!
Oh wow you can stare a really long time.
My God. That video is incredible. I feel somewhat surprised I've never come across it before but thanks for posting it. What a little nugget.
I wish they'd be less pretty. Fucking try-hards.
Pshhhh, real ones know that blue is the superior eye color.
Well yeah, Aryans don't have to beg for people to recognize their higher inherent value. /s
I have green eyes, but I'm also trans so not very pretty :(
That's like your opinion, man or woman
I would ask for a second opinion but I probably shouldn't upload selfies of myself onto the internet ๐คฃ
That's like rule one of online safety lol
I've told people who I love before that even though you may think you're ugly, you are pretty to others, because you may just not be your own 'type' for attraction.
Don't need to. You're gorgeous, as each human naturally is. Any stance to the opposite is based purely on opinion and those only go as far as the people that hold them.
Particularly for trans people, unfortunately.
Green eyes are considered pretty? Did someone sneak this concept in when rizz and aura started coming into play?
I always thought green eyes were like a sign of snakery
Green eyes are the rarest color
Fuck man I know a guy who does this