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[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 1 points 6 hours ago

That's why safewords should be passphrases! /s

Hold on, actually no, not /s

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 16 hours ago
[–] pie_enjoyer@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don't get it. Is it about how long passwords are better?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Do you know what a “safe word” is? I’m asking seriously because if you don’t, I’ll start my explanation there, but I don’t want to assume you don’t.

It’s a joke about kink and the safe word being impossible to remember or use plus a play on tech security with the cat o' nine tails being made out of wires.

[–] pie_enjoyer@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Thanks for explanation. My stupid ass assumed it was a tech joke

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

You’re welcome! And I’m sure your ass is at least of average intelligence. I mean, how smart does it really need to be to fulfill its functions?

[–] pie_enjoyer@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Thanks!

That's nice of you, may your pillow always be cold (if you want that ofc)

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Can I use a password manager?

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

If I say no, you had better not cum.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

No, I’m her older sister.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Why are so many people so fucking obsessed with her? My god, go jerk off or something.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 10 hours ago

I'm here with no idea at all who Violet is. Does that help move the average back ?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2 characters but they need to talk to each other and not about a man

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[–] human@slrpnk.net 70 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social 24 points 1 day ago

Isn't that a Star Trek character

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They now have Cat 8 cables, if you want to whip them even faster

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But does it really whip the llama's ass?

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

THIS ONE!!! This comment right here, PETA!!!

(Yes, I got the reference - now get offa my lawn!)

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[–] okmko@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The problem with doing the safeword like that is that it counterintuitively REDUCES entropy (you just use ! for the special character, first character's uppercase, number at the end), and is so hard to remember it just goes on a Post-It. Get a couple dice and the EFF Large Wordlist. New Requirement: Safeword Must Have >80b Entropy.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I studied chemistry, to as far as I know entropy is measured in Joules per Kelvin... What is 80b entropy?

[–] Pat@feddit.nu 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's basically randomness. 80 bits entropy. Something something powers of 2. Just check some chart someone made.

[–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Also relevant: https://xkcd.com/2318/ :3

-- Frost

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Geldaran@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

clicked through for this comment. Thank you.

[–] Una@europe.pub 3 points 23 hours ago

Ncvsvjsxhvxs727£2

[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My underdeveloped brain racted badly to to to word "alphanumeric chatacter(s)"

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The word "alphanumeric" isn't in the post... That must be a very serious reaction

They never accepted the passwords because of that. One or more alphanumeric characters, I was sitting there thinking -- what do you want from me, evil computer?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Your safe word requires two factor authentication. I hope you kept your phone handy.

That or put a yubikey on your nipple ring.

[–] bampop@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

You have used the safe word correctly. Now please identify all the squares with traffic lights in them so we can email you a six digit code in order to proceed

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fun fact: I work in municipal government and they started making us use 2-factor that sent messages to our cell phones. That came back to bite us when we got an Open Records request that included a request for text messages between staff containing specific keywords. Employees who didn't have a city-issued phone and hadn't been using their personal phones for work got pretty upset when I had to take their phones and search their text histories.

And that's how every remaining employee down to the guys running the lawnmowers in the parks department got a monthly phone stipend.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ok, so the safe word is 16, got it!

[–] forestbeasts@pawb.social 2 points 11 hours ago

16 🙼🙼 16 🙼🙼 16

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Fine...

S!xTe3N!

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Am I the only one having anxiety about the kinked bend?

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