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submitted 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) by Buage_@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago
[–] null@lemmy.org 1 points 59 minutes ago

When you say what three times and they don't talk any louder.

Stevelet Johannscemi looks confused.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

For me it's probably an ADHD thing. I zone out halfway through the explanation usually.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 5 hours ago

I repeat back something generic until someone corrects me

Good enough for management, good enough for me

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I made this fave after one of my roommates got drunk, shit on the floor at night, then peaced out for class in the AM, leaving his turd on the floor.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Nah, just sensory issues.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 3 hours ago

SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I DARE YA! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!! SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Tinnitus plus processing disorders is a real bitch.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago

Just tell them they're a mumbly bitch like the grumpy deaf olds we are. WHAT'S THAT? SPEAK UP, YOU MEEK ASS MUMBLY BITCH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE BEES

What? What bees? We're indo-

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm bad with facial recognition, but that looks like a butch ScarJo to me.

[–] phcorcoran@piefed.social 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's Scarlett Johansson in Marriage Story with Adam Driver which I thought was quite good

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Thanks! I'll attempt to watch it, though I find Adam Driver unbearable.

[–] SourDrink@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

He's amazing on Saturday Night Live. Really leans into the acting.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I found him the whiniest Sith Lord ever. Compared to Vader, all Ren did was piss and moan about how much of a victim he was. Vader just got on with the job. Ren looked like a big man-baby. Vader looked intimidating as fuck.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

You're not wrong.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Gotta learn to ask "what?" a different way