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I feel terrible but Dan Rather posted my nudes on Instagram.

I know you're going to hate me, but the kid from air Bud gave me syphilis

.... I do not like this game

I feel terrible but a high school marching band stabbed me.

This is going to sound crazy but the ghost of Hitler died in front of me.

Please forgive my absence, a professional cricket team stole my bicycle...

Get this, a high school marching band stabbed me.

Et tu, tromboner?

Or just tell them why your car isn’t working:

Get this: The Pope gave me syphilis

I feel terrible but the kid from Air Bud is having a nervous breakdown.

This is going to sound crazy but my high school marching band just shit the bed.

Please forgive my absence, my Tinder date found my box of human teeth.

I feel terrible but a sad clown died in front of me.

Doesn't track. One less clown in the world, why feel terrible? (/s if it's not obvious).

This is going to sound like an excuse, but Dan Rather found my box of human teeth 😬

I was minding my own business and boom! My Tinder date poured lemonade in my gas tank

Get this: the kid from Airbud stabbed me

I regretfully cannot attend, the kid from Air Bud just shit the bed.

I know youre going to hate me, but Dan Rather posted my nudes on instagram