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[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 minutes ago
[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Men should get to wear pretty sundresses too.

I don't even mean in a femboy sense (though that's great too). Gimme beefcakes and bears in sundresses, damnit.

Edit: and also lanky thin guys in dresses too

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (4 children)

Autistic women are, once again, invisible.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

They're not invisible. They're wearing yoga pants. Just like the Allistic women.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Ive seen them, they are visible.

[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 31 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Men set the craziest standards for other men, no wonder men's mental health is in decline. Who tf can realistically achieve that look, those arms, that jaw. It's giving me a crisis of masculinity just looking at it.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Who can afford that kind of comically oversized lollypop on a normal salary?

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

This. His tusk-maxxxing routine must be crazy.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 hours ago

I pretty much have those arms, but my jaw is closer to the lady on the left lmao

But most of all, I do NOT have his waistline. Look at that v-taper. Thin in the middle, wide lats. I'd have to lose a good 40 KG to achieve that and the average man probably could not achieve that at all without years of working out because it's pretty hard to get lats that wide.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 3 hours ago

And the beanie and lollypop?

[–] TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Let people dress however they want...

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

How, I've made a royal decree.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 47 minutes ago
[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

men and women dressing differently is pointless

men it is your duty to wear a sundress

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

And learn to shave down below! God damn, nobody wants to see those hairy toes, you freak'n hobbit.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

@halflingsofonlyfans would be too differ.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

it's that time of the year again to get railed in a sundress

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You know, this comment was actually pretty inspiring for me. I only own one sundress, and it's been sitting in my "to be repaired" bag for way too long. However, I am spending this weekend with a partner, and so I am suddenly motivated to repair that damn dress.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

I'm glad :D Not sure if this is the origin of the reference, but it's something like that:

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] microcapybara@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 hours ago
[–] Ruusunmarja@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The left image is also what I strive to look like in summer :3

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

So has the egg cracked already or is it still an ongoing process?

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

What should we be wearing?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

A nice doublet with some ruffs underneath combined with a sturdy pair of breeches, a modest codpiece and a fashionable cape. As for footwear I'd recommend riding boots.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

How's this?

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Too 16th century. Got anything more Georgian?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe a nice frockcoat with a neckcloth, a frilly jabot and some breeches with folded stocks. For a more modern look you can combine the frockcoat with some cargo shorts. As for shoes I'd recommend some brightly colored brockcades with a nice buckle.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 points 47 minutes ago

Now THAT is more my style.

[–] Angrydeuce@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I usually opt for my birthday suit but last time I did that I wasnt allowed within 100 ft of the gas station up the street anymore

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 4 hours ago

Where did you get vernix caseosa?

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 6 hours ago

NGL, that kind of lollipop doesn't taste that great, and they're messy. I mean if offered one I'd still take one because im a sugar addict, but still.

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 10 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I actually saw that shirt in the wild once

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I would like one, but unfortunately I am not diagnosed with autism. I do think it would be hilarious to wear it otherwise.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Don't want to get in trouble for stolen valor.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Pretty much. Not that I think I'd get in trouble, I just think it'd be distasteful to wear it as a normie.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 7 points 7 hours ago

That dude looks fucking amazing.

Ive seen a sun dress before and a girl in nice photos. girls take lots of pics for the internet these days 4 insta and Facebook. Yawn.

But a zug bug is truly beautiful and glorious.

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