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Oh no, dont thweton me. :3

Grandpa wants to change his diaper before it's been shit.

I've seen critically reviewed papers that mouth breathers like you are taking up too much oxygen. You should look at yourself in the mirror. How much does it hurt?

Everybody knows only black males such as myself commit crimes... : exits scene left when the black face starts to sweat off:

He was in Joe Dirt as well. Not a masterpiece, but my buddies quoted it constantly until our brains were fully formed.

His buddy Uncle Cracker did a popular cover as well. Makes me physically I'll when it pops up at work.

I think the only reason I bought the CD was the line: 'Paint the town red and paint the sheriff's wife white' which vibed with my teenaged wannabe anarchist pubes.

I regret what I was, but I have grown. Kid Rock hasn't.

Around here, we speak American, son. /S

No, that was Freddie Deftones.

I forget, did Hulk Hogan die? I can't be assed to look it up.

He looks like Walter White if he sampled his own product.

Were I cursed with a child, I would request the vessel to speaker fuck the hifi once a day.

Bella Legosi's dead.

/S