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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, funny story, but I did almost exactly this. Highschool me came home super excited about this new band I heard called Black Sabbath. Dad started pulling out vinyl.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

And then you instantly lost interest?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 22 hours ago

No, not at all. We listened to Sabbath, and Budgie, and King Crimson, and Rainbow. Dad's record collection was pretty epic.

[–] MOCVD@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People, stop ruining music! Tell your kids you've never heard of AC/DC but they have got to hear this band called Nickelback. If they respond "you don't know good music" then your job is done and they think AC/DC is amazing.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 0 points 20 hours ago

Yeah but who is a snob about AC/DC? Lol

I'm just ragging but I hate cork sniffers

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Cite not the deep lore to me, I was there when it was first recorded on LP.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 158 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Billy Bragg told a story last year about being in a clothing shop somewhere in the southern USA, and when the salesperson discovered his name and that he was a singer/songwriter, she told him there used to be a Billy Bragg back in the '80s who was 'pretty good.'

[–] Hylactor@sopuli.xyz 87 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Bobcat Goldthwait has a joke about someone coming up to him and saying "No offense, but has anyone ever told you that you look like Bobcat Goldthwait?"

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Not knowing who Bobcat Goldthwait is, I would take offense at the "no offense".

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 91 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] dublet@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I wonder what he's up to now.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] moody@lemmings.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Eating and sleeping, I bet.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 13 points 2 days ago

At the same time? Can that man fail at anything?

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Supposedly, Charlie Chaplin once came in something other than first (I think I read sixth, but wouldn't swear to it) in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

[–] gid@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Thou shalt not publish an article about looks without including a photograph.

Snopes includes a photo but there is no confirmation it is THE photo.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2024/03/11/dolly-parton-lookalike-contest/

[–] gid@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Haha thank you! even if that's not from the contest, it's a great picture nonetheless.

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[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Had this happen with my teenage nephew. He was talking about how's really getting into this band that I've probably never heard of called Deftones. He seemed really disappointed when I showed him a high school picture of myself circa 1999 wearing a Deftones t shirt.

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[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly, this is a tale as old as time.

Back in the 90s, I remember the one and only time a teacher ever "embarrassed" the son of the richest family in town. He was one of those kids that thought he was God's gift to the Earth, and pretty much every adult in the school system treated him as such.

Then one day he was loudly raving about "this new band called AC/DC" and the 6th grade teacher had an absolute blast telling everybody how hilarious that statement was.

For those not in the know, AC/DC was incredibly famous, basically a household name, and had been so for literally decades at that point. And this kid acted like they were brand new up and coming band that nobody had ever heard of before.

Anyway, I had no empathy. He was a shithead bully of the worst kind, so I'm sure that one time he got made fun of really stung and he fucking deserved it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 day ago

Just keep laughing, holding those tears in your eyes, because boys don't cry...

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (5 children)

As a kid I thought AC/DC was a relatively unknown band based on the fact that only one or two of my classmates had heard of them.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

are you the bully from the other comment

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[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I mean, you were right in a sense. But otherwise wrong

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[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Hey, you heard of this of this new guy, Sinatra? Music is slow and sad, really fits the mood.

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I swear that, on top of dressing exactly like we did in the 90s, most of my college students are into the exact same music we were: Metallica, Nirvana, RHCP, Smashing Pumpkins, Gorillaz, are all bands they actively listen too, amongst others. I even had a punch of Primus obssesed dudes once.

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

What did you teach and when?

2008 was Mew, Mogwai, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Andrew Bird, Menomena, The Flaming Lips, Spoon, and Godspeed You Black Emperor among others.

...I studied social sciences.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 68 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If this ever happens to you, it's important that you act clueless and wary.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 days ago

But then find your ticket stubs from the Curiosa Festival tour in 2005. The night your got daughter was conceived.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago

Some things never change

[–] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

As much as this is a trend that has always happened I think it’s much more common now with the prevalence of music streaming and the internet. Anyone can look up any music anytime and listen. This exposes people to way more music than just new stuff or stuff they know from their parents

[–] barfplanet@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I thought ahead, and started making my daughter listen to Bauhaus at six months.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Just be careful, I started mine on Radiohead from birth and now she's allergic to 4|4

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (11 children)

I found The Smiths insufferable when I was young and I still find them insufferable.

Still like a few of their songs, but fucking GROW UP, JESUS CHRIST.

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Pretty much the only band that I'll switch off the satellite radio early 80s alternative station for.

[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

Oh fuck. My 13 year old says to me just a week ago "the Smiths are my absolute favorite band dad." Fuck me. Where did I go wrong?

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[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Obscure band from arcane times

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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I actually had that experience with my dad once. Back in high school I was blasting Pornography and he told me that he likes Siouxsie and The Banshees better and by the way Robert Smith played on Hyena. Mind blown.

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you are now so old that south park seems mild, yet its silly cartoons continue to annoy the president and his sycophants.

is this what you want for the youths? an economnomic model based on collecting underpants!? Step 2 is just A QUESTION MARK?

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Step 3 is profit

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