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[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (4 children)

See also: Cave divers looking for any small crevice they can conceivably get stuck in

Help me stepdiver, I'm stuck.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 12 points 3 days ago

Cave diving is so wild to me. All the horrors of spelunking with more cold, extra crap to carry, and a time limit with the consequence of death if it hits 0.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 4 points 3 days ago

Crust is made with yeast

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Make it underwater

[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

violet08: Something something if they like stress, the rockclimbers should come climb me.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here until I'm not.

[–] Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Is this like a 2 finger pocket situation? Or maybe climbing on jugs? Could even do some hand or fist jamming…

(Yes these are all actual climbing terms.)

(Source: me, I’m a rock climber, in fact it is quite literally my job)

Gaston that crack

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

me next pls

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rock climbers are crack whores (plz don’t steal this and make it a tshirt thx)

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The goat makes up for the theft of my innalectural property

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Knowing what those Edgelord goats are up to, I think it's quite accurate - they're fucking amazing

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 days ago

Chat did we just start a tshirt empire

[–] Zebrafive@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love Indoor climbing

My gym has a few crack features, crack climbing is a niche within a niche. It is very different from face ('regular') rock climbing. It sucks yoyr energy out like typhoon would hit something with a lot of force. Feels like wrestling or mountain climbing (as opposed to rock climbing).

It's super fun though, its just very humbling for a face climber or a boulderer like myself.

I would say most indoor climbers to not do crack. Crack is for outdoors people and then a lot outdoors people probably avoid crack as well.

Me? When I do have a belay partner im jamming my hands in that crack and not even finishing, it feels grueling its very satisfying.

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Lemme stick my hands in those fissures!

*grabs pipe*

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

https://youtu.be/IDElVaVRJco

I LOVE CRACK. Can't wait to start climbing again. Waiting for surgery.

HAND JAMS ARE THE SHIT.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Rock Xanax: climbers hate this weird new trend

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

It's free real estate