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He’s been promising infrastructure day for a decade now… nobody thought that’s what he meant.
At this point I fully expect that as a last resort Iran will just try to damage permanently the strait.
"Little Pigs, little pigs: let me in!"
Keep Allah's name out of your mouth Satan
Why you being mean to Satan? He's the only reasonable one in the Bible
Don't insult Satan by comparing him to Dump
He did a press conference at the white house with eyes red as the devil's dick today
Dumbass doesn't even realize he supposed to put it in his mouth lol.
I wonder if Jr had an open bet on Trump praising Allah.
Inshallah, there will be a fatwa against every existing 'Live Laugh Love' piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.
My friends have a die, cry, hate on their wall
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oh shit, this is unedited? 🤣
Punctuation and spelling is suspiciously correct to be from the actual president...
Yeah, this doesn’t have that “I had a stroke” energy of a genuine DJT xcretion
Maybe he was dictating?
Have you ever read any of his transcripts?
This doesn't read anything like what he writes. Not enough all-caps words for a start. And praise be to Allah? No way he'd say THAT.
In his mentally undeveloped man child head, that is mockery by immitation.
I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
Still...It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.
and he didn't end it with "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
Just coming out of Anesthesia?
I was thinking hopped up on steroids
I've just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost
Jesus, I was sure this was a joke...
America - have a word. Cheers.
Wait, this is real?! Holy shit, he's gone off the deep end.
This is what he says on Easter...
crazy work on Easter
I'm torn. I wanna go ahead and start chilling my champagne but don't wanna jinx it
Oh my fucking god.
He must have fired Noem because some part of him was afraid of being Ole Yeller'd.
There has never before in history been such a grandpa who really needed to just go to bed now.
It's scary he doesn't care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.
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Cant tell if shitpost or real anymore
All trumps posts are shit posts. Though, I would not be surprised if he literally tries to nuke Iran.
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