this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 83 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If I remember the village was ignoring this boy because they labeled him a witch or demon ... something like that. Bad stuff started happening so his parents threw him out of the house to fend for himself and everyone in the area was fine with it.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Apparently this is the whole subject of her charity: kids being accused of witchcraft and such. It's sad that this is an incredibly common occurrence.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yea, imagine if you just got tired of your toddler and threw him out. That is kind of evil.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago

I'm tired of mine all the time. Many have told me they've never seen a child with this much energy and determination (once my kid's decided on something, it takes a LOT of effort to stop it from happening).

Never have I considered yeeting the little demon though. That's a special kind of evil.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 68 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Aight so now the witch is educated and wealthy, rip the villiage.

[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He could have been a good witch if they didn't give him a villain origin story

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 64 points 6 days ago
[–] jcr@jlai.lu 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Is she not growing older ? It looks like she took the pictures on the same day 😅 nice to see the boy grow up

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Well, you see, the gravity is very strong in Denmark. This causes a high amount of time dilation. This causes clocks in Denmark to move substantially slower than those in the rest of the world. He's experienced 20 years. She's only experienced about 2.

[–] offspec@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

We're not used to seeing people that experience non hate emotions 24/7 in the news

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago

2026 - Deported

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ok. But why is this a shit post?

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Mickey7 has a non-shitpost pass because of his shitpost contributions 07

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 4 days ago

It's too fresh, too undigested.

This is a foodpost.

[–] harcesz@szmer.info 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

AFAIK different people, but supported by the same person.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 days ago

Nope, same person. True story.

[–] Apocalypteroid@anarchist.nexus 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I mean the kid in image 2 doesn't really look anything like the kid in image 3, so the timeline aspect is bullshit.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] mapleseedfall@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Is it now? True story.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

What? Sure does.