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[–] UnPassive@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

That bottle makes me think of speed cola from COD Zombies

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 40 minutes ago
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

The late 90s/early 00s version was "I'm straightedge except for weed and shrooms. Those are natural."

^Don't come at me, I know alcohol and tobacco and cocaine are naturally occurring also.^

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

California sober!

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Heroin is just a plant, bro

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 21 minutes ago

Add it to the list!

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

remember kids, don't mix drugs and alcohol

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 2 points 52 minutes ago

Aww, come on, just this once as a treat???

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 hours ago

"...just illegal drugs for me, thanks!"

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 18 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

it feels so weird once you start looking at alcohol just as another drug, how many people have it as their drug of choice and that it is so normalized while most other drugs would be a taboo in most societies

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 minutes ago

the only reason alcohol isn't banned is because it is trivial to make

nutrients humans need + certain life forms that rot things

not able to be restricted

if banned, people would make their own crappy alcohol which would likely be more harmful

(I don't support drug bans, war on drugs did not work, the government should just make getting rid of addiction easy by providing proper healthcare (Portugal does this I've heard))

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 16 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

And most other drugs aren't nearly as destructive for you as alcohol.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 points 21 minutes ago

The only difference is the profit it brings to the corporations. Same with nicotine/tobacco

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

This, but unironically.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

No booze for me! Just my 12 step program, fresh air, clean water, the grace of a loving God, and a twenty of fenty

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 33 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

This is kinda unironically me. I do occasionally drink, but the drawbacks of drinking are far worse than the drawbacks of weed, so I prefer weed!

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 27 minutes ago* (last edited 23 minutes ago)

Gawd I love drinking but I can’t do it anymore cuz very specific things (used to drink 10+ drinks every night for almost half a decade and tbh it was the best thing ever aside from the weight gain and the fact that if I kept going it would kill me) so now I’m just into some drugs I like.

It’s been ages since my last drink and I’m VERY lucky, I went from years of ultra heavy drinking to nothing cold turkey (in a controlled setting, no anti-seizure meds or benzos either) and no seizures, no withdrawals, no DTs. Just crazy bad sleep for a few weeks and then 6-8+ hours a night every night after about a month. Since I stopped drinking, I’ve lost almost 20% of my total weight, and I’m eating way more than I used to. Turns out it’s a sick diet cutting out 2,000+cal of booze every day, you can eat as much as you physically can and you’ll still lose weight even sitting around all day and working a sedentary job, never exercising.

I wish I liked THC more, but it depends on the day. Sometimes it’s nice! It’s just about time for my tri-annual heroic dose of X, though. It’s been more than a year and that’s unacceptable.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 points 46 minutes ago

we'd! especially if we were neighbors

[–] sneakypersimmon@lemmy.today 9 points 3 hours ago

The best thing I ever did was quit drinking.

The drugs work so much better!

[–] Mudman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 hours ago

Alc kills the high

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago

Aka Burner Sober