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[–] tun@lemm.ee 182 points 2 years ago

I didn't expect the last act of the user. Simply amazing.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 73 points 2 years ago

This reminds me of the time QA was insisting that my touchscreen driver wasn't working right, so I walked over and peeled the protective plastic off the screen.

Or the time a third-party tester claimed that a device was consuming more power that it was supposed to, so I flew across the country to remove a piece of tape from the front of the device.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 51 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Shit take: If you dont make the UI dummy proof then its the programmers fault not the user

[–] lauha@lemmy.one 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is no wuch thing as "dummy proof"

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Depends on how what dummy proof is. Not being able to shoot yourself in the foot and main line success case is easily navigable by people that are bad with tech is dummy proof to me. Not possible with all programs ofc.

[–] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 years ago

Another counterpoint: When you start implementing all that dummy proofing, you make the software more and more tedious to work with for people who know what they're doing.

I think it's quite obviously an issue that needs balance. Some software is meant to be seamless to get started with, so that users can get something done once in a while, some software is meant to be used long-term by professionals and requires productivity. And yet, many people jump on anything they don't immediately understand as bad UX.

[–] PoopMonster@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

When you make something idiot proof, the world will find better idiots.

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Addams

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” - Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Addams

[–] fantinel@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I used to blindly believe that but man, it’s just impossible sometimes. And I started thinking about how we don’t hold a lot of other industries to the same standards. It’s tough to think that the same person who can’t fill a basic online form is allowed to operate guns or heavy killer machines (cars) daily.

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Nah man, you dumb down the interface and the users get dumber to match :|

[–] lukas@lemmy.haigner.me 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Gut-driven design. People could conduct usability tests, but neither their "data-driven" management, marketing, design, nor the development department care about that since it's only "worthless" "additional" workload. Nevermind that usability testing reveals valuable insights about the people the business is supposed to generate value for. Or that usability testing identifies flawed designs before developers write any protoype code, designers draw sketches, etc. Or that usability testing nullifies unnecessary meetings about hypothetical scenarios littered with incorrect assumptions about reality. Usability testing is undervalued.

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 2 points 2 years ago

No, it's obviously the (L)user's fault! My command line interface is perfectly fine!

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago

Trying to fix the problem without a proper bug report

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh dear. I am in this picture and I don't like this...

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Both sides?

[–] R3tl3f@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago

I laughed to hard at this. 😂🤣

[–] dadaredone@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

stap doxxing meh buddy