Hopefully play your heartstrings while you contemplate why you have the morals of a cactus.
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2026
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If I would be her cuck, I would calmly and humbly wait for a pleasure to talk to her.
Dude, you can do better
Reminds me of my drug dealer back in the early 2000s. He wanted to get some Adderall but I was in a movie theater. Checked my phone to over 200 missed calls.
It's hard to reach orgasm if the phone is ringing constantly. He can't keep you from cheating, but he can keep you from enjoying it.
Whatever you're doing, what is calling 48 times going to do?
Ordering 48 separate pizzas.
Reminds me of My Very Eager Mother but at 533%
I'm trying to keep the line busy to reduce the number of booty calls you can do.
Remind you 48 times that you're a dirty whore?
And keep the line occuppied 😈
never cheated but it got me thinking
you telling me you never used cheat codes in age of empires II?
how do you turn this on
i mean just spit on it, really
BIGDADDY
Oh, wrong version
She's back!!!!!!
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