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Femcel Memes

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Welcome to femcel memes. A place where anybody can post memes that fit the vibe.

Warning: We have a tendency to post things that may at times come from a self-deprecating perspective or things that are funny coming from another queer person. This space will always be a safe place for transfems, non-binary people, people with a feminine gender expression (GNC or otherwise) or anybody else in the LGBT Community to come together and share about our experiences but we truly feel that laughing about the sometimes silly and embarrassing parts the queer experience can help bring us together. We never mean offense or harm in anything posted but rather they are satirical takes coming from queer people.

A note about 'Egging': Our community is mostly made up of transfem individuals, and as such most memes posted will be posted with the intention of having a transfem perspective. However, regardless of gender identity, all feminine presenting individuals are welcome here. Whether that means you're NB, GNC, transmasc, or any other identity, you are welcome here. It is not our intention or goal to invalidate these identities. If something makes you uncomfortable, please feel free to report the post and I will address your concerns on an individual level. For more information regarding the problems with 'Egg-culture', please see Here.

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[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 35 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social 13 points 7 hours ago

Eagerly waiting for number 3 when 54 year old them has no topping skills either lol

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 hours ago
[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

How did she get so much taller in the future?

[–] tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 8 hours ago

It’s because of the Chlorophyll in her hair.

[–] fantacyde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 12 hours ago

Nice boots probably :P

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I'm afraid the younger self is underage. At most 14 with that height difference.

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Jokes on you, that's legal where i live(Italy)

[–] lexaflexa@sopuli.xyz 33 points 14 hours ago

Time traveled just to go fuck yourself

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 16 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Is having sex with your clone count as incest?

[–] maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works 19 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Worse. Selfcest or Onecest. Worse in a biological sense. Not tryna kinkshame anyone.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

It's basically impossible for humans to reproduce with their clone, so the hangup isn't biological at all. In that case, selfcest is better than incest because there are no relationship and familial dynamics to cause problems. So long as both versions are consenting adults, it's less problematic than incest.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

oh no you don't robert heinlein get back in horny jail

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Robert "service guarantees citizenship" Heinlein?

Oh yeah, forgot about human biology.

[–] tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Worse in a biological sense.

Only if you can reproduce with yourself

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 7 hours ago

Incest isn't forbidden for risk of child alone, but also mental and social impacts, iirc.

[–] maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Only if you can reproduce with yourself

Yeah...

[–] tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago

Well, one can dream. Since it’s hentai and real futanaris are thing in hentai, it could be possible. We haven’t seen them naked in the meme

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 11 hours ago
[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 66 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

This is just masturbation with extra steps.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 41 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

If this is masturbation then that means she is still a virgin.

but at least she'll have skills ☝️

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So is sex if you think about it.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Onan had never seen such bullshit

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 11 hours ago

Damn, deep reference

[–] catfeeder@piefed.blahaj.zone 41 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

I feel like having sex with yourself (your own clone / past self / whatever) must be as unpleasant as hearing a recording of your own voice.

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago

I made videos for my YouTube channel and I have to listen to myself a lot, it's so weird. It's like "is that what I really sound like?" I guess I'll just keep editing and hopefully other people don't mind my voice.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 16 hours ago

If it's based on a fake perception of how great one doing vocally (or in bed), then yes, I can see how it may be uncomfortable in the beginning. But it allows one to break said perception and have a direct feedback for once. It's a valuable lesson if one wants to git gud in it.

[–] Tunawithshoes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I disagree, I am hot, she is hot. It is like using a mirror during sex. Sure neither of us are allowed to dirty talk but I mean we both can do without it.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 11 points 14 hours ago

If I was fucking myself there would be so much dirty talk...

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 19 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Never mind "is this masturbation", is it pedophilia if you do it with your young teenager self?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If they're a minor, but the older one is 36, so even a 15 year younger version would still be an adult.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

The older person in the post appears about 30cm (a full head, or foot) taller than the younger. Even with high heels, the real height difference should be at least 15cm. AFAIK, girls/young women usually have the bulk of their height growth in their younger teens, and they definitely won't be growing 15cm after 21.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Anime logic maybe? I do agree, it makes things trickier, but the way the younger character says "I'm still bitchless?" makes me think they're definitely not a young teen and probably a few years older than the age at which most people lose their virginity. As the Queen of the Femcels, I don't know when that age would be, but a few years older than it would probably be well into adulthood ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also, in the second part someone provided, they suggest getting a 51 year old version involved. It's an odd age to specify outside of it being 15 years older than 36, so it's probably the same age gap as for the younger version(21).

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago

That's not particularly in line with any of the anime I've seen (in the first place, in most anime the younger person would be <18 yo because that's the normal age for anime protagonists).

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

No, because your future self consents on your own behalf.

[–] AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's not a question of consent

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 6 points 11 hours ago

It's really not a serious question at all...

this question taunts me as I think back to memories of my past self

[–] Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Wouldn't this collapse the space-time continuum?

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

The question is not what will it do to the space time continuum, the question is is it worth what will happen.